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3 people found this review helpful
245.0 hrs on record
Placing over 100 cars behind a paywall, on top of making this game a still repetitive grinding machine made me give it a downvote again. Making full priced AAA games with microtransactions and subscription services should be illegal. You either make an expensive game with everything open to you with no extra charges OR a free 2 play games with all sorts of microtransaction pay2win junk you can imagine, and no I refuse to think of the investors.
Posted 16 June, 2017. Last edited 26 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Very fun and pleasant arcade game with a very good price for a small game and especially VERY awesome soundtrack that's different for each ship.
Posted 24 May, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
652.6 hrs on record (83.0 hrs at review time)
This is probably the best religious game ever made, beats Super Noah Ark 3D in every aspect.




Also ♥♥♥♥ Bloat.
Posted 7 March, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.0 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Farting midget Shinobi is probably the best kind of hero to play.
Posted 20 July, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3,394.4 hrs on record (3,393.8 hrs at review time)
I don't know why I've removed my previous review but I'm gonna re-review it. And frankly it got worse.

TL;DR: "Constantly updated" is false advertising and Valve doesn't care about the game, the community and yours truly.

2024 Edit: Just because I dislike this game, doesn't mean I support your stupid SaveTF2, FixTF2 or WhateverTF2 movements. Valve won't listen to you or they would write "k" on their twitter, drop another community cosmetic case and go back to hibernation for another 10 years while you throw a massive party like it's the ending to Return of the Jedi, all while bots are still running rampart. You hate the game because Valve is indifferent towards the bots and cheaters, I hate the game because it's a shell of former self and the community is awful. If YOU think we're the same, you're just proving my point that TF2 game community is awful. Maybe you should consider the GettingSomeBitchesTF2 and GoOutsideTF2 instead.

That blurb about Team Fortress 2 being "Constantly updated with new game modes, maps, equipment and, most importantly, hats?" Yeah that is a friggin' lie. It's been SIX YEARS since the release of Jungle Inferno update, which was released year after the worst update "Meet Your Match". This update also held a contest for a class-specific update for Pyro or Heavy, where the winner will get buffs and reworks in next year's update and the loser will get their patch later. The second patch have never arrived to this day.

Not to mention this game is plagued by bots of all kinds but I can't relate to this because I've been playing on custom servers long before I quit TF2 and making maps for this game. Hoping for this game to get better or even a proper follow-up is a lost cause. Don't get me started on this February 9th post where they announced that they will make "a major content update" and then they backpedaled and changed to "holiday-sized update", which is just workshop content update with extra maps and skins as if TF2 wasn't bloated enough with garbage no one cares about. People can download maps from workshop or third party sites like Gamebanana and this is a thing I'd prefer to do.

The only positive I can say is that the game is free (I had this game since Orange Box so I couldn't care less) and some servers are fun (I'm gonna miss TF2Ware), but that's not saying much when negatives outweights the positives. Only download this for Garry's Mod assets and leave the game alone.

DO NOT SUPPORT THIS GAME THROUGH IN-GAME PURCHASES.
Posted 8 July, 2016. Last edited 3 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,201.0 hrs on record (785.0 hrs at review time)
It paid it's debt I guess.
Posted 23 June, 2016. Last edited 22 November, 2018.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Simple and fun to play.







If I have to crack some skulls...
Posted 31 March, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
5.4 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I don't know how to fly.
Posted 29 March, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
13.5 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
Great story, memorable characters and moments and basically fun to play. Sure the animations aren't the best, choices don't always impact on the gameplay and original vault hunters(From main Borderlands games) are useless but it doesn't change the fact that Tales from the Borderlands is a great experiance.

This is one of the best Telltale Game of this year.

EDIT: Epic Games told me to downvote this game because Borderlands 3 is going to be an Epic Store exclusive. I call this "Epic Fail". I'm not sorry.
Posted 7 December, 2015. Last edited 3 April, 2019.
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178.1 hrs on record (118.8 hrs at review time)
So when the full version came out. I must say that it has more stuff in it, which is good. Very good. And this is probably second best Lego game released(best Lego game IMO is Lego Star Wars: Complete Saga if you wanna know). And also this is probably the best Minecraft clone ever made.

Even when this game is buggier than before, it's still fun to play. But I would be EVEN better with a workshop/mod support. Every game is better with mods.



And it still doesn't change the fact that it's an another reskin of Lego Star Wars.
Posted 18 August, 2015. Last edited 19 April, 2017.
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