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Goal: Acquire ♥♥♥♥♥
Aquiring puss
Endgame: When to stop
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Goal: Acquire ♥♥♥♥♥
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Cunnilingus aside, first we must learn how to acquire a woman. Conventional methods include;
Getting to know a lady over an extended period of time, and by chance a mutual attraction leads to the friendship blossoming into a relationship.
Waiting until a usually upstanding lady becomes deperate by way of sexual deprevation and throws herself upon you at the office Christmas party.
Money and a street corner.
These methods are dated and have a wavering success rate. I have been turned down by a lady on a street corner before, and yes, I'm fine, and no, it has not crippled my self esteem. That much. Today, we intend to learn a more advanced approach.