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Amazing game, extremely addicting and fun!

One of the best racing, crash simulator and overall car game on all of Steam. A must have for all gear heads and car enthusiasts

Just finished it and this is one of those games that are fun, energitic and powerful throughout the entire game.
I highly recommend this to anyone who has played Psychonauts 1, if you haven't then pick up the first game, play that and then play this game. It's worth it.
For me this is without a doubt my Game of the Year 2021.

Previous Need For Speed games have felt like cash-grabs, like soulless games only made so EA can earn a ton of dough. Need For Speed: Heat however, feels like a love letter. This, in my opinion, is the best Need For Speed game that has ever been made. The Police chases are fun and steering feels great. The drifting can at times seem a bit off but once you get used to it then it's passable.
The worst part of this game is the music. Synthwave would've suited the game's aesthetic way better.

If you like to build something from scratch and up then this is the game for you.
If you want to design every single building, build every cave to perfection and decorate everything then this is the game for you.
This game is one of if not the best roller coaster game. So much creative freedom.

Caution: If you have epilepsy or you can't handle pixelated nudity then do not buy this game.

First off. It doesn't really work that well on Windows 10. It starts up with a borderless window that is probably 200x800 and over half of the thing is missing. You then have to navigate your mouse to the settings to see that enhancing the game size is F3 ... Fair enough, you enhance it so it fits your screen (In my case 1920x1080) and then the game crashes. (At least it did for me)
I then opened the game again and it was 1920x1080 and fullscreen, good.
The buttons on the main screen flash so much that if hurts your eyes. Epileptic people can easily get a seizure from it.

Onto the gameplay, it's very simplistic. A few game modes where you either need to catch the right dad or you need to run to the right dad on a timer. You're done with the game after 3 minutes... Yes. Three minutes.
I know there's things I "missed" however, I can easily guess what those things are.
(I had to have the game running for a couple of minutes more just to write this review)

I will say though, the music in this game is great, especially the menu music. Upbeat and kinda Jet Set Radio-ish.

For a 0.99€ game... It's a game you can give to a friend, it's not something you should buy yourself. It's a joke game, it's YouTube bait, it's nothing special.

Of course, they might fix the problems that I personally experienced with the game.
I hope this review was useful to you.

Yea... No. This game is not worth anything at the moment.
Right away you get thrown into the game with some weird... weapon?... You have over 9000 "bullets" with it... but it's not a ranged weapon. It's a melee weapon... So, that doesn't make any sense.
There's no tutorial. So, I wondered why the game was so dark... Turns out you have a flashlight.
The only enemy I found was some sort of soldier with red eyes that just repeated "I will kill you" over and over again. The enemies can't walk through doors either so you can stand at the entrance to a room and basically hit the enemies without taking damage.
There's a lot of bugs in the game as well. I went into a room and it repidly said "I will kill you" over and over again multiple times for no reason. I then ran out of the room and in again to find an enemy.

I played this for like 15 minutes and then I idled it on the main menu to get trading cards.

Tl;dr:
It's a bad game with a lot of bugs and you shouldn't buy it.

Pros:
It has trading cards
Is a bit spooky. Nothing big though.

Cons:
Bad controls.
No intro or tutorial.
A lot of bugs.
Missing textures.
Doors look the same but you can open some of them and others you can't. (Let's play the "Find the right door" game!)
Bad music and sounds.
Bad textures.
Ultra quality textures in the game are called "Epic" (As in low, medium, high and epic) ... Yea, no. They're not epic.
Horrible starting weapon with over 9000 bullets even though it's a melee weapon. (And I don't even know what it is)
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The game itself is titled "ShooterGame (32-bit, PCD3D_SMS)"
If you want to change the resolution of the game or even set it to window mode then you need to go IN the game and then open the options menu in there.

Overall, a piece of something you shouldn't say.
Do not buy this game... Buy it for your enemies and no one else.

Next Car Game: Wreckfest is one of those games that you don't see often now-a-days.
Next Car Game: Wreckfest is the spiritual successor to Destruction Derby 2 for the PlayStation 1 (In my opinion of course)

I've had tons of fun with this game, not only do I feel like the cars have great handling (Even though sometimes they can feel a bit floaty) but the sensation of smashing into other cars in the arenas is amazing. SLAM! POW! BANG!
There's some good challenges in the game as well, winning the tarmac race can be quite difficult and being the last one in the arenas is quite hard to do as well however I do really love the game no matter how bad I am at it.

But, the game is not perfect, long from being it. I mentioned before that the cars might feel floaty at times and the game really hogs all the power from your computer. It's not a game for all computers. (I run it at 55 fps on almost ultra with my GTX 750ti and 45-50 on ultra)

With that said, lets just get to the pros and cons.

• Tons of fun (smashing into cars and half-drifting around corners)
  
• Great physics
  
• Great damage on cars
  
• Sound effects are amazing
  
• One of the best car wrecking games out there

• Graphics compared to how much power it needs
  
• Cars can be floaty from time to time
  
• The variety of tracks

• Uses way too much power for what it really is. A game like "The Crew" uses less right now. (The beta version)
  
• Computer AI can be a bit douchy from time to time.
  
• The variety of cars
  
• Not a great racing game (But a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good wrecking game)

Notes:
This game is in my opinion the spirital successor to Destruction Derby 2 and Test Drive: Eve of Destruction.
I would recommend you using a controller or a steering wheel. Playing with a keyboard is no fun.
Always have manly liquor near you when you play this game. Minimum requirement is beer.

(They changed the name of the game) In the game you play as Winnie the Poo, your job is to collect as many horny pots as possible in a short amount of time without failing the stages. There's 19 levels, all with unique environments. You got the forest, the city, the jungle, the snowy mountain, the volcano, the beach, the ravaging tornado, the firey pits and of course the torture champer room level. All levels have their own music track and it's absolutely beautiful. You got your standard heavy metal and dubstep music playing in the background while you're playing this Dance Dance Revolution type of game. Many would say that this racing game is a bit violent for the average person, but. I think you should give it a try.
Also. It's a high performance game, you need to have a big computer to be able to play this.
I've written the pros and cons below for all you tl;dr people.

Pros:
- Triple A game with beautiful 3D graphics.
- Great heavy metal music and dubstep music.
- A wide variety of guns.
- Collecting horny pots is always fun.
- 19 amazing levels.
- Tight controls.
- Everyone can pick it up and play it.

Cons:
- Can be a bit too violent at times.
- Some racing segments can be a bit of a pain.
- High performance game. Can hardly run it on medium with my GTX 750ti.

Overall a really really nice game that you can easily bear. 9/10

This is one of those games that look good in the trailers and just looks like a good hack n' slash. However.
This game has some of the worst controls ever! The mouse acceleration is beyond belief and that makes the camera hard to control (I've tried editing it in the options menu but did nothing.)
Also. The voice acting is terrible... The absolute worst.

Good things about the game:
Music: The music is brillaint, the sound effect are pretty decent but, nothing special.
Graphics: The models and skybox are pretty good...
Level designs: The levels / stages / worlds / whatever look pretty good. Well designed.

Bad things about the game:
Graphics: The textures on the ground, gates, items, plants, water, lava etc. is terrible. Even with everything on high.
Controls: The controls feel sluggish, it sometimes doesn't react when you press the keys on your keyboard.
Camera: The mouse acceleration is so bad that it's hard to control the camera. (Looking around, shooting things and hitting things in general) (Can't seem to fix)
Enemies + Boss battles: Enemies can be hard to hit due to the camera and some of them are pretty fast so you will take some hits from those enemies.
Story: There's not really a story... You want to find a treasure and... that's it.
Voice acting: FREAKIN' AWFUL!
Crashes: The game crashes sometimes when pressing the inventory key.

Do not buy this game. I only had a tiny bit of fun due to the sound she makes when she dies. So, I jumped off a cliff like 10 times just so I could hear the pathetic voice acting scream.

You should only get this game if it's under $1.