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1.1 hrs on record
Something about this game didn't click with me. Maybe it's because I'm getting older, maybe it's because I'm caring less for turn-based RPGs, but I kind of doubt both of those. Despite being sold as a silly Earthbound clone, it didn't really capture my interest after an hour of play, especially when I started looking at the massive list of characters you wind up recruiting.

This is the kind of game a streamer plays and they name all of the characters after the stream regulars, they have a laugh, and then never touch the game again.
Posted 24 June, 2023.
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145.7 hrs on record (138.6 hrs at review time)
Still fun eight years later. As for story, you're probably better off if you HAVEN'T played any Metal Gear games before.
Posted 5 June, 2023.
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9.8 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
This game has no right to be as good as it is. By all accounts it doesn't make sense. The music is edgy, the writing is corny, the accents are terrible, the gameplay is over-the-top weebshit. One villain is a meme-spouting redditor, one really likes September 12th for some reason, and one played college ball at University of Texas.

But then you caber toss a Metal Gear in the first five minutes of the game and it all makes sense.
Posted 20 September, 2021. Last edited 22 September, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
21.2 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
I'm just here to mog on reddit.
Posted 21 June, 2021.
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2.7 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Fencing Simulator 2014.

As a fencer, it's a pretty fun game.
Posted 12 September, 2014.
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619.9 hrs on record (328.8 hrs at review time)
Hi, I'd like to be able to play the game without sniper bots, please. That'd be cool.
Posted 20 August, 2012. Last edited 31 May, 2024.
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