Recent reviews by LogicLogin

I am the boss.

I want Mommy (Angela), I want Milk (Sally), I want to be Held (Enok), I want to be Comforted (Vivian).

I put my Rattlesnakes next to the Rattlesnakes to get the gold. You are not me. You can't handle my tricks and tactics. You can't even begin to fathom the intricate calculations going on in my ever-expanding brain. I keep the minerals away from my Limestone to get the max science output. I know what I'm doing. You don't. Do you even grasp what I'm talking about? I'm talkin' Gila Monster with no animals around. I'm talkin' Pangolin with three different adjacent bioticum types with 50% to all resources on that tile. I'm talkin' Pearls on the coast with the termite microbe boosting its gold output. You can't even keep up because we're already going straight into the Damned Plague Era with more than 25 Technology that I get from The Miner, surrounded by glistening ores, gems, and minerals that contribute to the Stone Cutter plus Statue inspirations that I had him conjure up. He's now spreading the plague to other villages. And you? You're still stuck in the first Era creating Guinea Pigs on every slot. You've got no game. Me? I've got my Desert Salt next to a Mudcrack, Sand Cat and Sage Brush. The Ostrich is there too. The Ostrich knows he's supposed to be there. I've got my act together. You've got absolutely no gems next to your Lapis Lazuli. You've forgotten to place any Sea Anemone next to your Clownfish. I've got that down to a formula. In fact, my Sea Anemone has the toxic tag, which combines with the toxic tag from the Sea Krait to provide towards the Forbidden Formula invention that was oh so generously passed along from The Miner to my new seaside village when he was spreading his plague. That's 50 more science right there. You're stuck with Primitive Tools. I bet you've even chosen the Calm Era because you're so ill-prepared for what's about to come: me. I'm about to come. I've got an army of Capybaras next to three DISTINCT adjacent animals. They have to be distinct. I wouldn't forget about that. You would. You can't even begin to juggle a dozen mental tasks that's being thrown at you. You're so overwhelmed you accidentally put a plant bioticum next to your Olive Tree. There goes all your hard work. You aren't thinking straight. Me, however, I'm sick in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head. I've got my Spinel next to a plant, animal, and mineral bioticum. You don't even know what bioticum means. Leave me alone. Don't even talk to me. Go play a child's game like Sid Meier's Civilization VI. You were not ready for this. I was.

I can fix her.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck at this.

I need mommy to give me a pawjob. Now.

YAHTZEE!!

Greetings. I am a timid twink and require big strong men to protect me. My rates are as follow:

$10 - 1 Hour
$25 - 3 Hours
$50 - 6 Hours

+ $10 - Voice Call
+ $25 - Previous Perks + Video Call (I will wear femboy clothing)
+ $35 - Previous Perks + I will comfort and praise you and call you hun
+ $50 - Previous Perks + I will twerk my voluptuous bootycheeks on camera, on demand, all for you

No it's fine, I did not need to pass my classes this college semester. I know my priorities and where I'm ultimately needed.

A game about space cats in distress as they try to conquer the ongoing barrage of never-ending laser pointer attacks.