Recent reviews by 牧瀬 紅莉栖 | Everybody Hates Miki

Trash game I forgot I owned

Can I get a steam award for this uninspired review

the game is good

EDIT: Thanks for the awards kind strangers

Nice, I got to ♥♥♥♥ the best husbando, Mr Woods 4 Lyf

Okay so basically my mom wouldn’t let me pay $50 to a darkrp server so I could get the lightsaber swep. This was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ infuriating, as the lightsaber swep is really cool and fast and powerful, and not only do you get the swep, you get anime model along with it. Anyways, because my mom wouldn’t let me buy it I knocked her out, and took the credit card out of her purse. I quickly rushed over to donate directly to the server so I could get the swep, but then I realized, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ credit card wouldn’t work because we were out of money, due to the fact that I previously spent the last of it on vbucks so I could buy the new Travis Scott skin. This made me so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ angry, so angry in fact that I literally broke my window just by throwing the credit card at it. I knew there was only one option left: I had to go to Garry Newman himself to get the lightsaber swep. I quickly stepped out of the broken window, got in my moms car, and drove to the airport. Since I had no money, I ran through security quickly, and went onto the airfield. I quickly hijacked the plane and started flying over to Garry’s house. The passengers were terrified, but I knew my lightsaber swep and anime model was more important than their lives. Anyways, I crash landed the plane, destroying several buildings, and I got out before it exploded due to the engine smoking. Then, I finally saw it: Garry’s house. It had a giant sign that said, “Garry Newman, proud creator of Garry’s Mod. Any attempts to enter this house will result in certain death.” I did not fear Garry’s threatening sign, rather it gave me courage knowing that I would be able to get the lightsaber swep and anime model in the end. I broke through the window, only to be greeted by several turrets aiming directly at me. I ran through all the bullets and took down the turrets. Before anymore defenses could try to kill me, I quickly ran upstairs and broke down the door to Garry’s room. “So you’ve finally made it. Count me impressed.” I took a step forward, “I want the lightsaber swep and anime model on the darkrp server, Garry.” He gave a threatening smile, “Didn’t you see the KOS sign outside my house? Looks like you’ll have to win the battle against me, unless you plan to break NLR and get banned.” He took out his toolgun, and started spawning explosive barrels and combine. I realized I had a power within me, too, as I suddenly was able to spawn props in real life. The whole world started to collapse around me, and I started to realize this wasn’t only a fight that determined who would ultimately prevail, but also a fight that determined the very fate of the time space continuum. I started dodging his explosive barrels, whilst killing the combine with props I spawned. He then started spawning nukes, which I had to keep deleting before they exploded. At this point, I realized his defeat had to be now or never, as reality itself was starting to collapse around us. With one last slither of hope, I quickly ran over to his computer, and disabled noclip in server settings. He fell to the ground, “No, what are you doing?!?!” He screamed, as I spawned a bathtub and threw it at him, killing him with prop pushing. I only heard “RDM RDM RDM!!!” before everything went white. After what seemed like an eternity later, I eventually woke up in my room, with a real life lightsaber and an anime girl in my room. I quickly realized that while reality was collapsing, gmod must have merged with real life. In the end, I technically got what I wanted, so I guess I can’t complain. I just can’t help but wonder what plain of reality Garry Newman resides in now.

can "transplant" a brain by SLAAAAAAMIN' it real hard

Assemble! My fellow weeblings!

1.Buy the game
2.Abandon the story
3.Play online
4.Get rekt
5.???
6.Profit

♥♥♥♥ ui goku

Need achievements

I'm a disappointment to my family

Edit: Not free anymore, can't recommend

good game with old doom vibes

And duskworld is pretty fun with friends

it's ♥♥♥♥ m8