Recent reviews by Cobson

no sex mechanic

the modders are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded a 24 HP slime doesn't need to be modded to have 600 HP when I'm playing on casual, why does the game have to be harder? there is already perma-death, limited combat for 2D minecraft and master mode, I believe all modders willingly move to Ukraine to be blown apart by missiles and if you die from shrapnel "you just aren't a good enough player"

promotes malicious Russian websites, just use yttomp3 or something.

cdrtdrtg 56

hardcore gay porn

I don't know how to read maps and I'm not gonna begin, it's 2023 ♥♥♥♥♥ give me a compass at the top of the screen

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add option for transparent teammates, my teammates are fat, obese, greasy and smell like they don't wash their ass so it's pretty hard playing a sharpshooter and nikocado avocado is throwing his belly fat in a circle to block my bullets with their horrible hideous skin and hitbox

edit: BRITISH GAME!!!!!!!!
edit 2: this game is also extremely hateful, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, ableist, transphobic, cishet scum!!!! imagine living somewhere that doesn't have the 1st amendment! L britbong bozos
edit 3: my dopamine levels have never been at a all time low, nothing but anti-social losers, they always just lead the mob to you and get you killed so you have to watch them fight 235 zeds, it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring if only they made guns cost as much as KF 2, I would've bought a gun and shot my head off by now jesus christ I don't wanna play this game
edit 4: IF YOU GET THIS GAME USE KOALAGEDDON TO PIRATE THE DLC AND GET THE WEAPONS FOR FREE

#homothugsdiehard
edit - sadly, I need to change my opinion of 1/27/23, ♥♥♥♥ thugs no longer die hard in source games, in fact ♥♥♥♥ thugs die from Source Engine just having general bugs, like tabbing out with image scaling causes a instant crash.

I only bought this for modding, 50%/50% chance that mods will actually work. ok game keeps having server crashes, can't even make slight vanilla progression, you can only play this game with mods if you want the gobblegums ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥