Recent reviews by zephyr

its ok

you basically play as a British settler, you find some random island so naturally you build stupid ugly buildings & slaughter the natives

big black man touched me and locked me in his basement with a bunch of bodies :(

do you love crafting, looting & fighting waves of OP zombies at 45 fps in a game that looks like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? then this is the game for you!


i have 200~ hours and pretty much all of that is in coop because thats the only "fun" thing that this game offers, the game runs like a pile of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥..im talking 40fps on an RTX 3060ti in cities that looks like absolute ♥♥♥♥. the zombies are also incredibly unbalanced, theyre able to detect you from like half a mile away and are able to destroy anything in the game, so its not uncommon for zombies to dig massive tunnels to try to find you, these tunnels can also collapse nearby buildings. it literally doesnt matter what you make you base out of, any zombie can break any block so everytime theres a horde night you're gonna have a heavily destroyed base no matter what you build it out of, this just forces players to have a normal base & a "horde base" which imo can ruin the flow of the game, especially when the devs keep patching out good base designs.

the updates are few and far between, i mean the game is approaching 10 years old and is still in alpha with no end goal at all. the updates are usually smaller too, such as adding a updated questing system which is STILL quests like "go collect x item from x building" or "go clear x zombies from x building". they also seems to add stuff that isnt implemented properly, such as adding a 4x4 truck that gets stuck on literally singular bricks that are EVERYWHERE on the map and its clear that the game was never made with cars in mind since the fps drops from driving in some regions are atrocious.

despite all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i just did, i still recommend this game if you have a few mates. i dont think ive had this much fun in a coop game since the OG minecraft days, its irritating as ♥♥♥♥ dealing with 30 OP zombies yourself but its comedic gold watching your friends lose their bases to them.

note: the store page for this game has fake screen shots, they graphics are FAR worse than what the store shows, in some aspects this game looks worse than the OG skyrim release back in 2011.