Oh my god it's Matt Masterman! Aaand I don't know what to say... Dang it brain! Think of something funny!! 😅 Welp.. this is awkward huh?

Oh you're good at Maths? Do all your times tables rn...

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see Matts playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against mattsogyny and like ill be the one in the yoshis story making pillar combos. We should really play melee sometime its a really cool fighting game with a lot of sick moments, but don't worry ill be there to laser camp you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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