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courier ourier 13 Jul @ 11:30pm 
this guy was friends with Epstein dont trust him
hashbrauwns 13 Jul @ 10:29pm 
Smoke Dope, Pop Pills, Noscope 360
Eric "Mayhem" Columbia 13 Jul @ 10:58am 
Dear K1ng V0n Burg3r

You have proven to me you are not a real Bro..
You're getting sent to the Gulag in Brazil..
"Wait.. I think i see somebody hanging right there.."
....
You are filled with... DETERMINATION

Doo Doo Doo Banana Bus Doo Doo Doo
Hoodini! Dats a toilet. LIL CAN LIL CAN!


OH BABY A TRIPLE, OH YEAH!
Sincerely,
Commander: Eric "The Brute"
Branch: 9-Year-Old Army
Stationed: Fort Chuck E. Cheese, Ohio
Barracks Number: B-09X

Troop Number: Troop 218 (a.k.a. The True Bros)

Squadraunt Number: SQD-BTCHLSNGA (read: "Squadraunt Bich Lasanga")

Infantry Unit Number: INF-TRU3-BR0Z (“True Bros” Infantry Battalion)

Smoke Weed Everyday..
King Von Burger ******* 12 Jul @ 10:51am 
Dear Eric "MayHem" Colmbia

Dont "Not A Real Bro" Me Bro. I've Been A Bro Longer Then You've Been Fapping Your ♥♥♥♥.
:steamthumbsdown: No Gold For You Kind Stranger.

Sincerely,
King Von Burger
Eric "Mayhem" Columbia 6 Jul @ 8:36pm 
Dear King Von

I bet you’re Not even Subscribed to PewDiePie. You’re just apart of the T Series Squad and not a Real Bro.

You’re just another Bich Lasanga

Sincerely, The 9 Year old Army
King Von Burger ******* 6 Jul @ 12:13pm 
Dear Eric "Mayhem" Columbia

Does YBA Stand For Young BLOWHARD Association

Ha Ha. Got Them.

Sincerely, King Von Burger.
Eric "Mayhem" Columbia 28 Jun @ 8:12am 
Dear JJWALLSMITH

YBA TERMS TRANSLATED TO STEAM NORMIE TERMS:

No Not on Tiktok on 4chan Silly.

Sincerely. Eric, Master of YBA.
JJWallenSmith 27 Jun @ 11:09pm 
Dear Eric "MayHem" CoLumBia,

I Still Don't UnderStand What This Means: "...Dragon Lord AWPs and Make a FRAG Edit of you." Does This Mean That They Are Gonna Run Up On Me With Guns And Then Make A Cool MonTage Edit That Will Be Posted On The WebSite "TikTok"?

Please Let Me Know As This Will Clear EveryTing Up More And Allow Me To FormULate A ResPonse To Your Original MessAge.

Hugs And Kisses,

JJWallenSmith

You just wanna Bask in my Glory. My Beautiful presence. I Don't blame you. I would Too #LUL
Eric "Mayhem" Columbia 27 Jun @ 10:36am 
Dear JJWALLSMITH

YBA TERMS TRANSLATED TO STEAM NORMIE TERMS:

My group of Counter Terrorists are going to Run up on you with their Dragon Lord AWPs and Make a FRAG Edit of you.

Sincerely. Eric, Master of YBA.
JJWallenSmith 26 Jun @ 2:35pm 
Dear Eric "MayHem" CoLumBia,

I Don't UnderStand What The Hell That Means, Can You Use Normie Terminology InStead?

Hugs And Kisses,

JJWallenSmith

Ur just a Toxic Freakin little Turd sweat like This kid named Evan VanDerHeiDen I met on Tf2. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dork. I hate his ♥♥♥♥♥ ass.
Eric "Mayhem" Columbia 25 Jun @ 5:45pm 
Paragon: JJwallensmith And King von burger Genshin Pie hole chart
JJWallenSmith 24 Jun @ 2:22pm 
Dear ErIc "MayHem" CoLumBia,

You Don't Know Who The Freak You're Messing With. We Do Not Give Two Damns, Heh, Even Three About You And The Evil World EmPire. We, As King Von BurGer Have Stated, You Don't Want Smoke As We Stand On BizNIs.

Hugs And Kisses,

JJWallenSmith

i just PWNED you in Team Fortress 2, Counter Strike: Global Offensive, Counter Strike: Source, Garry's Mod.
King Von Burger ******* 24 Jun @ 2:13pm 
Dear Eric "Mayhem" Columbia,
The Stromboli Family Stand On Bidness. Crack Slanging And Dope Branging Since Sep 2001.
Reminds Me Of That Tragedy.
Regards,
King Von Burger
Eric "Mayhem" Columbia 24 Jun @ 4:16am 
One Xan Two Xan Red Xan Blue Xan
King Von Burger ******* 22 Jun @ 11:25pm 
Please Get Back To Me On Your I-35 Forms, Thanks.

Regards,
Bob Gafford
Sales Consultant, ISE.
Robot_Faptastic 20 Jun @ 1:25pm 
Minecraft futa
Eric "Mayhem" Columbia 19 Jun @ 8:41pm 
Smoke Dope, Pop Pills, Noscope 360
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wruff
♥ toastmancer ♥ 1 Jun @ 8:27am 
amen. happy pride month!
Friend Inside Me 11 May @ 12:13pm 
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If you are a strong white registered sex offender, someone will put this in your comments.
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opioid 20 Apr @ 6:34pm 
How big is Huggy Wuggy's penis? (Poppy Playtime)
If we look at Huggy Wuggy's appearance, we can see that no outward genitalia can be found on his body, it's most likely the case that he has a cloaca with a penis that retracts in and out of the body depending on the situation. Much like reptiles and some species of birds. This was likely integrated into Huggy's biology as to not be inappropriate for the kids. When there are children around, he can keep his penis inside of his body, but in his free time, he can whip it out to take a piss or "relieve" himself after a long day of being Playtime Co’s security. Based on a human being (which huggy wuggy used to be), which has an average penis size of 6 inches, huggy wuggy has a penis size of 17.28 inches or 1.44 feet. Additionally, his blue banana weighs approximately 8.4 pounds based on a human penis which is 0.353 pounds.
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Mono-Si 20 Mar @ 10:05pm 
yes way
Goku_Black 17 Feb @ 2:06pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥
Robot_Faptastic 14 Feb @ 5:38pm 
How big is Huggy Wuggy's penis? (Poppy Playtime)
If we look at Huggy Wuggy's appearance, we can see that no outward genitalia can be found on his body, it's most likely the case that he has a cloaca with a penis that retracts in and out of the body depending on the situation. Much like reptiles and some species of birds. This was likely integrated into Huggy's biology as to not be inappropriate for the kids. When there are children around, he can keep his penis inside of his body, but in his free time, he can whip it out to take a piss or "relieve" himself after a long day of being Playtime Co’s security. Based on a human being (which huggy wuggy used to be), which has an average penis size of 6 inches, huggy wuggy has a penis size of 17.28 inches or 1.44 feet. Additionally, his blue banana weighs approximately 8.4 pounds based on a human penis which is 0.353 pounds.
Goku_Black 8 Feb @ 8:35pm 
Le hoo ze her
Friend Inside Me 9 Jan @ 7:54pm 
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SwiftSide 8 Jan @ 2:34am 
How much phosphorous is able to phos the phorous
SwiftSide 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:33pm 
merry crisis
Friend Inside Me 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:42am 
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Friend Inside Me 17 Nov, 2024 @ 6:17pm 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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Robot_Faptastic 20 Oct, 2024 @ 11:18pm 
Be more Skibidi pls
luna! 9 Oct, 2024 @ 1:56pm 
:appleAngela:
𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊♡ 24 Sep, 2024 @ 2:56pm 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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76561199544785914 12 Sep, 2024 @ 9:32am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

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🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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thescarabs 18 Aug, 2024 @ 4:42am 
had you as a friend on ijwtb, i didn't realized i had you blocked since i was hacked
pls respond to friend req
Eric "Mayhem" Columbia 23 Jul, 2024 @ 5:13am 
jajajaj account boosting bots
scatmann 23 Jul, 2024 @ 3:15am 
just don't mad because i use a open link in discord, clown. And don't spam ur ♥♥♥♥ server in my channel's :steamhappy:
DefaultO 22 Jul, 2024 @ 5:49am 
that's right. which is why I would prefer if nobody else has to stand in for my name and my internet activity (hosting anime streaming websites, codex/pirating, game hacking, p2c, and, and, and..). people might assume you are me. willing to give up to 1000,-€ for both. given enough time, so I can put back more money, I can increase what I value the name at. you know where to find me. the offer has no expiration date.
Eric "Mayhem" Columbia 22 Jul, 2024 @ 3:21am 
you have alts with vac bans, no
DefaultO 19 Jul, 2024 @ 7:38am 
this sounds shady. but I go by that name on github and co. I also own the domain "defaul.to". is aquiring your current steam profile link handle a possibility? last time I attempted to comment something like this, it got flagged for being a scam attempt. hopefully you see it this time. :happy_seagull:
luna! 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:00pm 
I'm an evil killer.... :steamsad:
luna! 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:59pm 
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🕹🕹 Let’s be friends for future games 🕹🕹:steamdeadpan:
☘️☘️ Have a nice day☘️☘️

⭐️⭐️⭐️Stay safe & take care⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Cleo 9 May, 2024 @ 3:15pm 
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🔥🔥🔥+REPPP the profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥

🕹🕹 Let’s be friends for future games 🕹🕹
☘️☘️ Have a nice day☘️☘️

⭐️⭐️⭐️Stay safe & take care⭐️⭐️⭐️

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◥꧁💫Alina💫꧂◤ 4 May, 2024 @ 11:59pm 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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76561199544882926 26 Apr, 2024 @ 12:29am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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