16
Products
reviewed
950
Products
in account

Recent reviews by para

< 1  2 >
Showing 1-10 of 16 entries
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
16.9 hrs on record
garbage fr fr
Posted 14 July.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
6.4 hrs on record
I don’t know why anyone would bother playing this boring mess.
Posted 26 June.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
6 people found this review helpful
42.6 hrs on record
Jedi Survivor is a mess from start to finish. For a game that launched at a premium price, it felt more like a beta test than a full release. The performance is consistently bad throughout the entire game. Constant stuttering and frame drops ruin the flow and make it hard to stay engaged.

The story takes a while to get going, and the early hours are slow and uninspired. Combat feels rough and repetitive until much later, and even then it only barely comes together. For a sequel, it somehow manages to feel like a step back from Jedi Fallen Order.

Some of the late game moments are solid, and there are flashes of good design buried under the mess. But by the time anything interesting happens, you are already hours deep into frustration.

It is a shame because the potential is there. The setting is rich, the characters have promise, but it is all dragged down by a game that feels unpolished and poorly optimized.

Jedi Survivor should have launched in a polished and ready state. Instead, it is a technical disaster that never really recovers. Despite all its problems, I still enjoyed the game. Skip it or wait for a deep discount if you are curious.

Hopefully the third game can finally deliver the experience this series deserves without all the problems.
Posted 26 June.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
16 people found this review helpful
132.0 hrs on record (64.8 hrs at review time)
Judgment is one of the best detective games I’ve ever played. The story hooked me from start to finish, with great characters, emotional twists, and plenty of style. Combat feels fast and satisfying, and the mix of investigation, street brawling, and ridiculous side stuff keeps things entertaining the whole time. Kamurocho really feels alive, full of weirdos, and way more to do than you could ever get to.

I came in expecting a grounded detective story, and you get that. But I also found myself suplexing dudes over bicycle racks, befriending stray cats, chasing perverts in mascot suits, dating women I met through bizarre side quests, and getting totally emotionally invested in a courtroom drama. Peak fiction.

The writing is sharp, the voice acting is great, and the whole game plays out like a top crime series with just the right amount of chaos. The music is fantastic too. It sets the perfect tone for every intense moment, adds to the atmosphere, and even makes the calmer scenes feel more emotional. Some moments really hit hard, and the ending stuck with me in a way few games do.

And Tak. Man, Tak got to me. He’s more than just a cool guy in a leather jacket who kicks ass. He’s sharp, thoughtful, and impossible to resist. I want him to own me with a hunger so raw it leaves me trembling and begging for more. Watching his journey unfold hit me way harder than I expected. He’s one of those rare characters who stays with you long after the credits roll. I accidentally fell for the guy and I mean that respectfully… or maybe I don’t 😘

I didn’t expect to get this invested, but the mystery became just part of the journey. There’s a quiet understanding between Tak and Okubo that adds emotional weight. Their struggles and loyalty gave the game a real heart. Judgment is unforgettable.
Posted 10 June.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
12 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
240.2 hrs on record (229.2 hrs at review time)
Used to laugh at cowboy movies.
Now I brush my horse every morning and whisper “good boy” when he climbs a hill.
I feed him apples. I pat his neck.
Arthur’s voice fits this world perfectly, rough, honest, and human.
I came here to be a cowboy.
I left with emotional damage and a favorite horse.
Posted 5 June.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
2.5 hrs on record
-rep cant watch anymore
Posted 3 June.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4 people found this review funny
135.6 hrs on record (55.5 hrs at review time)
was good now I love getting UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS UNABLE TO CONNECT TO EA SERVERS
Posted 22 November, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
367.2 hrs on record
I'm glad they finally added an anti-cheat, as for many games that should be a thing. I was modding yes, it's wrong, but I treated everyone with respect and always kicked out the people who harassed others or made the lobby miserable. I also had a fun time making other people's days by making a story line of my own with stuff I could spawn, etc. Single Player is still awesome as always. I played a little bit last night, and now the game is just mediocre multiplayer to me, and I got bored within 3 hours.

Rip to the Steam Deck users.
Posted 18 September, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
38.2 hrs on record (31.3 hrs at review time)
Hey You.
Posted 6 April, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
67.7 hrs on record (45.3 hrs at review time)
oh my heck im say you guys im krewmaid do not killings me womens and mens
Posted 2 January, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
< 1  2 >
Showing 1-10 of 16 entries