Recent reviews by brokah

This is the only post-post-post apocalypse rpg where people normally look so deformed that I can feel immersed playing as a character that has the shape of a bag of decomposing potatoes.

10/10 the fogmen are coming

Accidentally cut into a class 2 reactor and got launched into the furnace by the resulting detonation before it or the radiation could kill me. Game would be better if my zoomer coworker didn't keep trying to force me into a union.

9/10 would allow a mega-corporation to make infinite clone workers of me again

No essay or dumb story from gameplay for this one, Halo was my childhood game series and I'll always love it no matter what :)
20/10 would finish the fight again.

I convinced a friend to play this game, bought it for them and everything. 30 minutes in I brake checked them outside of Munich which caused their truck to take flight and flip over the highway guardrail, putting them 10,000 euro in debt on their first job.

10/10 would cause a terrible highway accident again.

Once entered a 1v1 brawl for 100 gold in an inn, midway through out of the corner of my eye i see my follower power swing a great sword at my opponent, which caused a massive free for all resulting in the population of whiterun being reduced by half and a 100 year prison stay.

With mods: 10/10
Without mods: 10/10
This game is a masterpiece, there's simply nothing else to say.

20/10 would break Akatosh's cycle of rebirth again.

This game will consume you if you are not careful.
I only ever open gmod for scene building these days but its at least good for that.

10/10 would lie in the admin sit again.

For an older fps game, it certainly nailed the combination of intense combat, good pacing, and adherence to history.
I'd sooner recommend you try Call of Duty 2 before trying any of the modern garbage, with all its strange movement and terrible campaigns.
This is what CoD was supposed to be, history in the form of a video game, made to honour those who fought in the second world war.

Even at its regular price, this game is a must-play imo.

You can commit the most vile and heinous acts against innocent penguins just to get some money.


8/10 would commit a crime against penguin kind again.

Space game good.

10/10 would destroy the galaxy again

slime go boing :)