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Not really a game, more like a paid demo.

Parenting in the "good old days".

Part 2 of my "Things I think you should know about games that I like":

- The soundtrack this time is made by Sonic Mayhem. It's not Nine Inch Nails but it still makes me incredibly moist.
- They added a compass in this remaster (thank god) which tells you where the ♥♥♥♥ you need to go. I was born in the late 80's but I don't wanna be stuck there.
- They also added exclusive PS1 enemies and the N64 campaign, all with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ textures included for true authentic experience.
- It is a proven scientific fact that you will be proclaiming the word TRESPASSAH multiple times a day after playing this game.
- You know it's from the 90's because it was originally supposed to be called WOR. Also you collect CDs in the game. Yeah.
- The final boss of the main campaign game is Macron, the president of France but he looks kinda different here for some reason.

Fun fact about the name Quake: "quake" is what I also do in my underwear every time Nightdive Studios releases a remaster.

>start race
>max out nitro and hit nitro immediately
>crash and reset car
>max out nitro and hit nitro immediately again
>hit random tire in the middle of the road before finishing line
>drop to 8th place and lose race

GOTY

This game is basically when you turn off the PG-13 filter in the Disney remakes.

People say there's a lot of blocking from the CPU in this game but I'm not really seeing it.

I mean Kanda sure didn't block when Kiryu started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him in the ass.

Definitely gonna keep playing the series. There is no change in the plan.

Guys I have a problem

No amount of Dr. Hakim can erase my elephant related trauma.

23 years later and it still hurts to be called a fartface.

Youtuber "The Cursed Judge" would play this walking simulator and be like:

"Yeah a 2 hour essay video about this, I can make it work."