iPlay:
- My favorite protagonist.
- My best impostor.
- My favorite player role partner.
- Queued-ist guy I know.

Who Am I?
I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!

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Kid what the hell do you be sayed about my Spaghetti MY SPAGHETTI IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR LIFE YOU RODENT Made with the finest of tomatoes and wheats and cheeses, I make it in a diamond encrusted pot, with rare seasalt from a pirate boat sunk 600000 years ago I bet you use walmart supplies, pathetic ♥♥♥♥. Your spaghetti is probably made of rotting paper I am a master artisan in this art, of spaghetti'ing, you pathetic fool Filthy newbie. You just got schooled by the best, Gordon RAMSEY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kneeled down at how wonderful my spaghetti is. yeah, I get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Punk

hi! :) it has been a while.

WHERE THE HELL IS MY FRI'CHICKEN?