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Recent reviews by Mem

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57.9 hrs on record (35.9 hrs at review time)
HOLY ♥♥♥♥ PLEASE TURN DOWN THE NOISE THAT BATS MAKE
Posted 14 June, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
28.8 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
Witness all my party members die to Russian Roulette, get my arms chopped off

alright

Fall off cliff edge, -200.

in tears
Posted 28 December, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
622.8 hrs on record (383.0 hrs at review time)
Animal Crossing. FOR CHADS.
Posted 9 April, 2016. Last edited 3 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
321.5 hrs on record (291.3 hrs at review time)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH



BUY AFTERBIRTH ALREADY YOU EGGHEAD!
Posted 7 March, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
54.8 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
Protocol for Keeping Facility Clean

* Guns are useless. They only make bullet holes and make giant messes of casings everywhere.

* Keep your blood and organs inside of you if they're leaking out of your body

* Die in a place I can find you

* Throw your damn trash away

* You don't need to write on paper or holographic script things, just talk like any normal person would. I don't care about any of the backstory you have to share.

* Personal Identification Devices are also useless. We don't care if you died, and if we did we'd run tests to find out who you are.

* Go to the hospital and get surgery to remove as many organs as possible from your body. You don't need most of them anyways.

* Don't try to push our society further into higher knowledge of the world. It always breaks out in a bunch of idiots dying and some sort of new species being discovered.

* Keep your hands off my Big Banger
Posted 15 February, 2016. Last edited 24 July, 2016.
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384.7 hrs on record (320.8 hrs at review time)
I have no friends.




Still a good game, though
Posted 29 December, 2015. Last edited 16 May, 2017.
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0.0 hrs on record
I defeated Mom and I unlocked six achievements at once.

I defeated Mom's Heart the next run and I found another room like the boss rush. I went in and fought some weird blob of blue.

On my 5th (Lost count, got addicted) Greed run, I broke the game with way too much luck, IV bag, piggy bank, gimpy, and the power of infinite buyable items.

I want to play again but I'm on a different computer and Steam refuses to cooperate with downloading.

Oh yeah, and everytime you take a pill or use a card/rune, the Bejeweled guy says what the effect was. I will never be able to forget the time I took a Pretty Fly pill in Afterbirth and hear:

"PRIT-EEE FLAIIIIIIII."
Posted 2 November, 2015. Last edited 17 December, 2015.
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5 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
IT'S LIKE TIM BURTON INVENTED MINECRAFT

8 Burnt out torches out of 10
Posted 10 December, 2014.
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226.3 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
Very fun survival game, or even to just wander around!

9 Abnormally large spiders out of 10
Posted 18 October, 2014.
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