Recent reviews by leekleak

This, even including the big meta puzzle, really only feels like a demo. No new mechanics after the first room, a surprisingly small selection of puzzles, and a general "mobile" feel. There are many better, longer and more unique puzzle games than this for the same price.

I knew I would like the game after seeing the very first room.

I never expected I would fall in love with it though...

Sorry, I could not play this game any longer. The only redeeming quality the game has is that it looks pretty good. Everything else however? Absolute garbage.

The writing, which is supposed to be the main distinguishing factor is absolutely horrendous. Half the jokes don't even make sense as sentences and the other half fall flat on their face. Also, the game really likes making fun of fat people, which was amusing the first time, OK the second, annoying the third and absolutely befuddling by the fourth. I genuinely cannot think of a piece of media that I found to be as poorly written as this game. Like I know people complain about "Millennial writing", but this? This is the worst form of that that you can imagine run through google translate several times and played at 2X speed.

And for the rest of the game (well the 4 hours I played)? Equally boring. At times even insulting. Like one of the things that the narrator likes to joke about is contrived missions in video games that require the player to do nonsensical tasks in order to pad the play time. I can confidently say that this game has had more of such tasks than any other title I have played. Ever. Yes, you can point out flaws in game design, however if you then go on to SPECIFICALLY MAKE YOUR GAME FULL OF SUCH FLAWS you will absolutely kill any and all enjoyment to be had.

And then the main game play loop is also one of the worst things I have experienced. The survival is a joke: the resources are plentiful and if they aren't, they are hidden away for no explicable reason. WHY IS SHATTERED GLASS ONLY FOUND IN THE AREA FURTHEST AWAY FROM THE START WHEN THERE ARE SHIP REMAINS WITH BROKEN WINDOWS MUCH CLOSER? Contrived is the word I guess... At first you are stopped from exploring by the game requiring you to go back to your base every pretty much every minute to refill oxygen only for any and all exploration to become mindbogglingly boring the second you get enough oxygen to actually go any further from your base. I _can_ say the exploration was fun for maybe half an hour when I had to build, place and manage oxygen refuelling stations, however that fun was short lived.

If I had to describe the game in a sentence - It's like a drunk, bigoted millennial uncle who only speaks to you in cryptic "jokes" that were translated from English to Russian and then back to English again for some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason.

What can I say? The game DOES contain 20 mazes.

Great game. Honestly. I love it.

BUT: No cloud save game sync.

I like how in one of the music tracks the singer says "Scat loli". Honestly the soundtrack doesn't have a single bad song and I love it so much.

He can't remember who's good or bad, but he's the guy with the guns

Requires an EA account. Great game otherwise.

they forgot the whole "fun" part

A life changing experience