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14 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
83.9 hrs on record
SPOILER WARNING

"Ah, a relaxing visual novel!" – Said No One Ever. Fata Morgana: where doors lead to:

1603: Incest & jealousy? Check.

1707: Beast-mode massacre? Check.

1869: Victorian husband of the year? Check.

1099: Giselle: Gets raped, falls for Michel (who’s crucified), makes a deal with a witch, waits 1000 YEARS alone in a mansion ("But was it worth it?" meme energy). Michel? Born intersex, disowned, dies tortured. His "hero’s journey"? Surviving his own trauma conga line. Conclusion: Reincarnated meetup. "Finally, no more curse! ...Right?".

10/10 pain shopping. Soundtrack slaps while you cry.
Posted 28 May. Last edited 28 May.
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294 people found this review helpful
71 people found this review funny
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71.9 hrs on record (55.3 hrs at review time)
Genichiro did nothing wrong.
Make Ashina great again.
Posted 15 April, 2024. Last edited 15 April, 2024.
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49 people found this review helpful
29 people found this review funny
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269.9 hrs on record (203.8 hrs at review time)
God I need scarlet rotussy

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Malenia, Goddess of Rot. That perfect, curvy body. Those perky breasts. The child-bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring to become the new Elden Lords.

I'd do ANYTHING for the chance to get Malenia, Goddess of Rot pregnant.

A N Y T H I N G.

And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to bear. Why would Miyazaki create something so perfect? To tantalize us? Laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just can't anymore.
Posted 13 April, 2024. Last edited 15 April, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
67.0 hrs on record (22.2 hrs at review time)
Финальный босс умирает от 5 парирований, люблю дарк соулс 1
Posted 4 April, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
3,841.4 hrs on record (2,876.3 hrs at review time)
Пристанище детей с аутизмом
Posted 27 December, 2018. Last edited 1 July, 2019.
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