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12 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
4.5 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
got mic muted for "speech"? Haven't talked in weeks on this game and was not being offensive. Will be deleting the game
Posted 19 November, 2023.
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A developer has responded on 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:26am (view response)
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5.7 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
sucks. physics are literally retarded
Posted 17 November, 2023. Last edited 26 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
44.9 hrs on record (27.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I loved this game in early access. Excellent, but the developers have made a horrible turn. The main hub of the game was once an indoor movie studio, with only 2 levels at launch and an anticipated 3 more to come. First extra came around and it was great PIRATES! The fans awaited the Japanese and American Western map. Then the down syndrome developers decided to revamp the movie studio and make it outdoors, and adding this Gold Bob Boss thing and stupid ZOO. It was stupid and a waste of time and money. Now they're releasing the full game with only 4 maps. Nice. You decided to stop developing fun new content and decided to just remake everything you had and cut new stuff? OH you should just make the western map a DLC so you can get more MONEY out of people. Perfect! I hope everyone forgot about this game and you get few sales upon full release launch. Don't know what happened to development, but now it blows.
Posted 12 September, 2023.
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A developer has responded on 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:37pm (view response)
1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.2 hrs on record
It just gets worse as you go further and further starting with the chapter 1 game. Game relies on its S H I T T Y antics and diarrhea control to have to memorize and get lucky button presses with unresponsiveness to progress. Cryptic and lack of checkpoints so you get to hear GIVE ME YOUR PANCREAS or whatever BULL S H I T it is over and over and over and over and over and over and over or you get to jump into nothingness over and over and over and over and over and over and over in jumbo josh's chamber of A S S trying to hit a button placed in a corner high up that you have to get lucky to hit. F U C K THIS GAME
Posted 24 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
The game doesn't load at all and steam won't give me a refund. Tried contact the developer. F Uh CK this piece of Shh It
Posted 14 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
POISON GAS BUBBLES take all health instantly. ♥♥♥♥ this game,
Posted 25 July, 2023.
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2 people found this review funny
3.0 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
DISTURBING, DISGUSTING and just sucks. I hated this game more and more the further I went. it's f-u-c-k-i-n-g disgusting and I just wander around aimlessly trying to grab everything so I can advance. The beginning was cool, but when you became a 100 human fused meat ball I was done. This game blows and it's gross.
Posted 22 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Horrible, refund please. Spend the first 40 minutes trying to get across the street and trying to find a farmer when theres a tape recorder im suppose to find in a tractor. What a heap of trash. Wanna sprint? No. You're character eats cheeseburgers for a living and needs 45 minutes of rest time before he sprints again. Piece of ♥♥♥♥
Posted 9 June, 2023.
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A developer has responded on 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:14am (view response)
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3.2 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
this game is trash youre just a bouncy ball that bounces and flys through gargantuan empty spaces. It's not even graphically pleasing. It sucks. Don't buy
Posted 28 May, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
17.8 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
another masterpiece ruined by epic games matchmaking online service where the game is always crashing and connection is lost
Posted 20 April, 2023.
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