Its Village

Its Village

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How to play
By popcornman812
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You are here because you are lost in the complexity of this game. Do not fear as I am here to give you step by step instructions on how to play this masterpiece!

HOW TO BUY:
This is the second most expensive part of this guide, in order to buy this game you will need to:
1. Find your mums credit card
2. Buy the game that way (Un-manly way)
OR
1. Climb Mt Everast
2. Get injured or do something memorable that hollywood can make a movie out of
3. Pitch your story to Hollywood writers
4. Watch your bank account go up
5. Buy the game.

After buying this masterpiece you will now need to upgrade your software.

We all can see the "System requirements" but they are lying to us as the real requirements to run this game are:
-A threardripper
-SLI 1080TI'S
-100GB DDR7 RAM
-1TB SSD
-360 GAMING MOINTOR 200GHZ REFRESH RATE
And other ♥♥♥♥ that a pc needs

===Installation Guide===
Once you have met the system requirements and have the game in your steam library you will need to know how to properly download the game.
1. Download Utorrent
2. Realise Pirate Bay is blocked in your country
3. Hack into CIA's servers to give your pc access to download the game
4. Watch as the world falls apart as your download begins
===How To Play===
Due to this games extreme complexity level you will need to watch the hit TV show "Rick and Morty" once you have watched it view a few "fan videos". Once this has all been completed you can now play the game with a slight understanding of the mechanics.

===100% Completion===
Start game for 3 hours and go do something.

WARNING IF ACHIEVMENTS STOP PLEASE THROW PC OUT OF THE CLOSEST WINDOW TO AVOID BEING DETECTED BY THE CIA, I HAD TO DO THIS MULTIPLE TIME TO AVOID GETTING CAUGHT. I LOST ALL MY BELONGINGS TO THIS BUT IT IS WORTH IT.
   
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4 Comments
MSF♚ 4 Jan, 2018 @ 2:12am 
honestly wtf is this
pure 3 Jan, 2018 @ 8:52pm 
for real
DaChiefOfOwnage 25 Dec, 2017 @ 1:41am 
I clicked Play Game but it deleted system32 and now I c
「Coronarena」 14 Nov, 2017 @ 8:45am 
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in celing fan.