So you start up your game in your Steam library and once you enter the main menu, you go to the options tab, crank up your resolution to the max, and turn on fullscreen. This will give you maximum viewage of your goddess Velvet.

This step is very important because you don't want any other players or any cpu's to bother you while you worship your goddess Velvet. You must go to Single Player and select Training. Be sure to select Velvet and put whatever skin if the most appealing to you (which is obviously the default). The map shouldn't make much of a difference but for peak Velvet worship I recommend Velvet's home map.

Now, for our last step, all you have to do is spam the down key. Or if you are on a controller just spam your left stick down. After a couple of times of doing this, you should hear your goddess speak. This is called a taunt. She will do this multiple times, and you are free to listen to your goddess Velvet as long as you want.

Congratulations and enjoy the time you have with your goddess.