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How to Flush

By N-Ding the Rice Farmer™

They forced me to put a bradning image so i just put a fedora.

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Category: Achievements, Gameplay Basics, Secrets, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs, Weapons

Languages: English

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2 Aug, 2018 @ 10:30am

19 Oct, 2022 @ 4:58am

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Guide Index

Overview

Normal Flush

Straight Flush

Royal Flush

Funny joke right?

Thanks for reading

Comments

Normal Flush

Go to the toilet and flush.

Straight Flush

Flush if you're a guy and like puss, or a girl and like penis.

Royal Flush

Go to the royal families toilet and flush it.

Then assassinate the queen and Prince Harry.

But for real don't, i don't want any knocks on my door from the british government or anything.

2022 EDIT: Buddy, you only got one of 'em.

Funny joke right?

I got you to laugh like hahahahaha didn't it? Don't lie, you had a little giggle at least.

Thanks for reading

Now ♥♥♥♥ off and choose Natsu-

Wait that joke won't work or make sense here...

Umm....

Uhhh....

Ehh.....

...

... Waluigi?

16 Comments

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𝕟𝕫𝟙 27 Jul, 2024 @ 1:29am

English:
I will activate items from Poker Night at the Inventory - both the first and second parts are available - on your account.

Please check my profile description for details.
I’ve done this for several people and have never had a negative review.

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Activating any single part costs 1 key, and activating both parts costs 2 keys.

Russian:

Активирую предметы из Poker Night at the Inventory на ваш аккаунт - обе части в наличии.

Прочитайте описание профиля для подробностей.
Делал это для нескольких человек, негативных отзывов не было.
Цена самая лучшая на Steam, и все будет сделано быстро!

Активация одной части - 1 ключ, обе части - 2 ключа.

The AssCrack Master 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:05pm

This forum has been given the "underrated" rating of the Assticles & Boobsicle Co

baconprison 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:08am

sorry but i missed the other one a lil bit

Tesserakt 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:08am

For anyone about to read the below comment, please do not take it seriously. All I can say is if you're worried about the government coming after you for talking about assassination, you gotta go balls to the wall instead. That way they actually get concerned, run a background check, and then realize you're just a crackpot and move on. ...Or are you?

Tesserakt 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04am

Excellent joke and nice 2022 edit. However, the problem is, you should specify that you only flush after the assassination has been taking place. After all, you need a place to send the remains after you chop the bodies all up into pieces, which has the added benefit of feeding the local aquatic life.

As long as you never get caught, you can just claim that you were invited into the royal estate for tea and crumpets, and that you were stood up, and the suspects went into the witness protection programme (very intentional spelling there). That way you walk away as a victim instead of the bad guy.

Slime Enjoyer 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Hey, buddy, your royal flush needs an update again.

N-Ding the Rice Farmer™ [author] 19 Oct, 2022 @ 4:58am

done

Mickstache 19 Oct, 2022 @ 2:43am

the royal flush part needs an update

Double Daily Doses of Rockets. 1 Oct, 2022 @ 6:29pm

thanks, mate. this really helped.

Dr Megaman 19 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35pm

you can also flush by pouring a bunch of water down your toilet, but in some places that's considered cheating and as punishment you will be molested

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