so what you want to do is play the THICCEST CHARACTER] in the game. I call him Jerry. To win you just have to use them hairy arms and loveable fists, and dangerous knives.

(honestly just be friends with "The3rdMusketeer", he's the best thicc man player alive.) Anyways, how you win as thicc man is you team up with anyone you see, and as soon as your (friend) or buddy gets something important like a relic, you stab them in the back and kill them like a Spy. The thicc man is known for being generally F A T, but trust me, he's extremley athletic.

i hope this guide helped you in your powerful and thicc ways brothers, become thicc and become jerry. From now on There will be a group called "The Thicc Brothers" of people who play Jerry. lets be le epic and murder the fit