Talk with pirate and realize it's Wally. Say he's no good at pirating. Take plastic hook, ramrod and combine them. Use cannon to shoot skeletons. Look out of the window and use ramrod on debris. Go back inside and use cutlass on restraining rope. Use cannon. Take bag and diamond ring. Use diamond ring on porthole. Take glowing ember and go to swamp. Enter ship.

Take paste and pin. Use bag of wooden nickels on gum machine and pull alligators tongue. talk with voodoo lady and after that go to town. Talk with Kenny and learn about hes bottomless mug policy. Go to theater and look at the coat. Take dandruff. Open pocket and take gloves. Take magic wand and use it on magic hat. take ventriloquism book. Go to barbery coast.

Use lice with hair comb when Haggis puts it in table. Talk to haggis, learn how he will join your crew and ask for haircut. Use handle once and kick the stone. Use handle until you reach scissors and take them. Talk with Cutthroat Bill and learn how he will join your crew. Push Cutthroat Bill twice and take jawbreaker. Talk with Edward Van Helgen and learn how he will join your crew. Go next to Kenny's lemonade stand and use scissors on undergrowth. Look at the sign and after snake eats you take faberge egg, vacuum cleaner attachments and lots-o-stuff. Use ipecac flower with pancake syrup and pour in on snakes head.

Take reed, thorns and combine them. Combine balloon with rock and blow it. Use pea shooter on balloon. Now go to restaurant next to Kenny's lemonade stand. Blondebeard asks for reservation luckily you got one inside snake's stomach. Take tasty, buttery biscuit and eat it. Use maggots on gross chicken and take club card. Push quiet patron and take serrated knife. Take biscuit cutter and pie pan. Give Blondebeard jawbreaker after that give him gum and pop bubble with pin. Take gold tooth. Chew some gum and combine it with gold tooth. Inhale helium from balloon and eat gum with gold tooth in it. now leave from restaurant and use pie pan on mudpuddle. Go to the field next to theater. Use biscuit cutter on the rubber tree. and go to grassy knoll. Use serrated knife on saw horse and after that use amber on stick with trail of rum. Go to barbery coast and show Cutthroat Bill your gold tooth. Slap Edward Van Helgen with glove. When you are about to choose a weapon close middle box lid and choose banjo. Now watch carefully how he plays you need to repeat it after (Don't wait too long or you fail). After you repeated he's notes three times look at the gun pile and take gun. Shoot that stupid banjo when it's in front of he's chest. Now talk with Haggis and agree to compete in caber tossing with him. Go to danjer cove and use paste on rubber plug. use sticky rubber plug on gaping hole that's in the boat. Use boat and go to ship. Use serrated knife with the plank and go on board.

Go to restaurant. Use ventriloquist on Captain LeChimp. Go to theater and upstairs. Reset light with handle. Look at the map for directions for example North East is upper right button and two paces means 2 times. Use grease with cannonballs and after juggling act take shovel from stage. Now go to beach and give club card for cabana boy. Take towel and use it in ice bucket. Slap that cabana boy with wet towel and steal hes cooking oil. Take two more towels and soak them in water. Go to beach side and use towels on sand (Three times). Take mug from guys stomach and open gate. Go to Kenny's lemonade stand and switch mugs. Buy lemonade and take pitcher. Use pitcher on red dye.

Go back to beach and give bottomless mug to the man and pour red dye on it. Use cooking oil on mans back and take map. You can choose if you want easy battle or hard battle (I like taking hard since it reminds me of sid meier's pirates). Now pick up some fights with pirates and learn some new insults every time you win go buy upgrade for your cannons from Kenny. I cut lot of fighting part since it gets grindy.

Here is list of insults and counters:

Insult: Every enemy I have met, I've annihilated!
Counter: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
Insult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!
Counter: I look that much like your fiancee?
Insult: Would you like to be buried, or cremated?
Counter: With you around, I'd rather be fumigated.
Insult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!
Counter: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Insult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
Counter: You would have, but you were always running away.
Insult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!
Counter: If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
Insult: En Garde! Touche!
Counter: Oh, that is so cliche.
Insult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!
Counter: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet.
Insult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!
Counter: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
Insult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!
Counter: At least mine can be identified.
Insult: I'll hound you night and day!
Counter: Then be a good dog, Sit! Stay!
Insult: You can't match my witty repartee!
Counter: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
Insult: Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated!
Counter: Too bad they're all fabricated.
Insult: I can't rest 'til' you've been exterminated!
Counter: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Insult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated!
Counter: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated
Insult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
Counter: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde

Now you must defeat Captain Rottingham he uses different insults but the counters you learned from pirates are still valid (List of all insults and counters is under). Talk with Haggis and learn how he will give you lotion. Take bottle and leave to hotel. Inside hotel talk with Madame Xima ask her about tarot reading and bug her until she has done it 5 times. Take tarot cards and talk with bartender. Take recipe book, read it and take cushion (I almost forgot this and you see me backtracking there in the video). Now go to cemetery and all the way back. Give smelly dog half-eaten maggoty biscuit and take some smelly dog hair. Take mallet and chisel. Go to windmill and take pepper. Go to beach and use cushion with rocks on the ground. Use mallet with rubber tree. Go back to hotel and give egg, dogs hair and pepper to bartender.

Insult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
Counter: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
Insult: You have the sex appeal of a shar-pei!
Counter: I look that much like your fiancee?
Insult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
Counter: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Insult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated!
Counter: If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
Insult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
Counter: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet.
Insult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
Counter: With you around, I'd rather be fumigated.
Insult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified!
Counter: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
Insult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
Counter: At least mine can be identified.
Insult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
Counter: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
Insult: I have never lost a melee!
Counter: You would have, but you were always running away.
Insult: Your mother wears a toupee!
Counter: Oh, that is so cliche.
Insult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated!
Counter: Too bad they're all fabricated.
Insult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
Counter: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Insult: I can't tell which of my traits have you the most intimidated!
Counter: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated
Insult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
Counter: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde
Insult: You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
Counter: Then be a good dog, Sit! Stay!

Talk with bartender and order a big fruity drink from him. Take tip jar and go to the in the back. Use chisel on cheese and take refrigerator magnet. Go outside and use cheese on a pot. now leave to strange lights. Take tofu, auger and measuring cup. Use auger on tofu, use tofu and head towards volcano. End of the ceremony toss some cheese in the volcano. Now go to beach use measuring cup on seawater. Bite bottle to get cork and use pin with take refrigerator magnet. Use pin with cork and use that with cup full of water. Go to windmill and use umbrella on windmill blades. Use jar with barrel. Go to hotel and take pot full of cheese. Take moisturizing lotion. Go to Elaine and use lotion on the ring and pull it. Use jar with sugar water on stump and after that use chisel on lid. Use lid on jar. Go to hotel use chisel with Head-B-Clear and pour them in the drink now drink it. Use chisel on coffin and take coffin nails. Use chisel on the coffin in the middle.

Go to hotel and upstairs open door to the left and use mallet on the nail. take portrait and use scissors on it. Use rest of the portrait with right door and go inside. Look through porthole. Leave room and take nail. Use laminated business card with door on the right and go inside. Pull bed down and use nails on it after that use last nail on it. Take book and go downstairs take mirror and put face on the mirror frame. Now talk to Griswold Goodsoup about that he's your uncle and Goodsoup's family history and he agrees that you are family. Go to cemetery and give gold tooth to Stan now go back hotel. Order drink and pour again Head-B-Clear in it. Drink spiked drink. Talk with Minnie Goodsoup and learn her history. Go left and take crowbar. Try to look through the crack in the wall. Take Murray and look through the crack in the wall. Use paste with skeleton arm and use it on lantern. Use lantern with Murray. Go to hotel and enter back room. Take death certificate and return to mutual of Stans. Talk with Stan.

Go to lighthouse. Use jar with lantern on the lantern post and use mirror with the mirror. Go to beach and talk with Lost Welshman. On skull island walk on top of it and talk to the winch operator about lowering you down. Use umbrella when you are falling. Inside cave talk with King Andre about how much money you have and agree to play poker with him. Give him 5 tarot cards you have on your inventory. Go to hotel and walk upstairs. Go to right door and use crowbar on boarded hole. Use crowbar on bed and take engagement band. No go to Elaine and combine engagement band and diamond. Slip that ring on Elaine's finger.

This is just dialogue just open the door and leave.

Talk with dinghy dog and let him try to guess your age. Pick anchor as your prize. Combine shaving cream, pie pan, anchor and put that on top of the pies. Push dinghy dog as many times until he bites you. Open gate and look through hole. Go talk with snow cone vendor. Combine snow cone, dogs hair, pepper, meringue pie and eat it. Jump off in the first scenario and take rope jump back in to the next car. Second scenario: take rum. Third scenario: open lantern, blow out the light and take flask o' oil. Fourth scenario: place keg o' rum giant snow monkey's arm. Combine flask o' oil with fallen rope and attach it to keg. Wait for LeChuck and blow some pepper on he's face.