If anyone has something to add or correct let me know, I wrote these on my phone on my 2nd play-through of the game around the time it came out. I recently got a new phone so I had to move all the quotes to a notepad on my computer, some of the quotes got messed up in transfer. I fixed majority of them but I'm not perfect so I could have made a mistake. Happy reading :).



"A womans guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty" - Boss

"Love is a whole novel of a woman's life it is but a chapter in a man's" - Boss

"Men are only acknowledged by their upward mobility" - Tod

"I like my woman like I like my blankets, replaced by a maid every morning" - Tod

"Womans dearest delight is to wound man's self conceit" - Boss

"Men who want to control women tend to have a desire to be controlled by women" - Justin/Sheep with glasses

"Sheep have interesting habbits they all follow one leader. If the leader falls off a cliff the entire group will go to its death" - Nightmare sheep

"A happy family... Never had one of those
before" - Vincent

"It is in a man's basest instincts to cheat." - Boss

"Marriage, all in all, is a cowardly method that tries to subdue love through torture" - Boss

"Well, if you ask me. The trick to a long-lasting marriage is, frankly, to spend as little time together as possible" - Boss

"Me raising a family? Doesn't exactly sound like a recipe for success" - Vincent

"Especially in my 30s. I use to blank out on amounts I could handle in my 20s. Then I'd wake up lying next to a complete stranger." - Boss

"The nakedness of woman is the work of God. Infront of the work of God it's only natural that your faculties are... preoccupied" - Boss

"Infront of Gods work of art, memories are blown away. Don't worry about it." - Boss

"I ended up like this because I don't have anyone to love, where are all the good men?" -Erica

"You're body knows what it needs, you should listen to it." - Catherine

"Men hate women who love them and are attracted to women who don't." - Sheep

"Variety is the spice of life. You need to enjoy it more." - Orlando

"My mind and my heart don't exactly agree on that" - Vincent

"But I guess all you can do is drink and forget" - Orlando

"The biggest reason men start thinking about marriage is loneliness." - Boss.

"Marriage is a state where two people can't stand living together and can't stand living apart." - Boss

"If you stay in an apartment by yourself long enough, you tend to start thinking, 'maybe if I had a family.'" - Boss

"But when it actually comes down to actually getting married, we all hesitate" - Boss

"Throw back some liqure and hit the hay. To get the whole of the sky on the ground you have to lie." - Boss

"You can stay true to the one you love but all it gets you is betrayal. - Archie

"I tried staying at my girlfriends place. But that makes me even more tired." - Johnny

"Well... I don't believe in curses either, but to incur the grudge of a woman is a horrifying thing." - Boss

"I don't want to let her down just because I was being stupid" - Vincent

"All the mistakes of the woman are the fault of the man" - Boss

"Well, drink and forget... not knowing something is as if it never occurred." - Boss

"When it comes to choosing a partner men can't compare to the way women view it" - Boss

"Anyway... as I was going to say, the 'hunter' in relationships is actually the female." - Boss

"Maybe you can't be too careless for too long." - Boss

"Women are hunting everyday for better prey. If you take too long you may be exchanged for the prey next to you, you know?" - Boss

"It's said that chugging alcohol isn't good for you. But sometimes it's necessary" - Narrator

"A girl is always hoping someone will come and sweep them away" - Erica

"Love is a diplomacy, love is a game. Whether you push forward or fall back its all up to you" - Boss

"We're past the age of believing we'll have no problems just because we're in love..." - Anna

"I hear in any romantic relationship feelings decline over time. One theory is that love is a drug. Like alcohol or cigarettes... repeated exposure makes you numb to it. That is, its only hot and heavy in the beginning. Its the truth" - Justin

"Women aren't the only ones to get the marriage blues" - Boss

"Man asks everything from a woman. But when done so he feels she is a burden" - Boss

"Wine, women, and dice... those are the three woes" - Boss

"Anyway even if it looks like it's burning hot now, the fire in the heart of a woman may just flicker out over time..." - Boss

"A cat has nine lives and a woman has the lives of nine cats" - Boss

"It's not that strange is it? Men aren't the only ones who fear being chained down" - Catherine

"Planning out your life is a waste of effort, none of us have the future 'future'we thought we would when we were kids" - Orlando

"See half a mans potential is in his upward mobility, the other 1/2 is in women. That's why you have to share your love with as many women as possible" - Todd