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Dungeons & Gremlins
By Philberticus
This is a guide for a very minor aspect of the game, but what I found to be a great addition. It is a parody of Dungeons & Dragons, renamed Dungeons & Gremlins. It is played with our character and Jill, along with the Nerds.
   
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Category: Story or Lore, Walkthroughs
Languages: English
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24 Feb, 2020 @ 12:08pm
2 Feb, 2021 @ 8:42am
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Guide Index
Overview
What is D&G (Dungeons & Gremlins) 
Meeting at the Tavern 
Round 1: Greetings 
Round 2: The Attack! 
A Spanking..... a Spanking! 
The Ice Queen cometh! 
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What is D&G (Dungeons & Gremlins)

D&G is a fantasy game using pen, paper, dice, instructions, and most of all..... Imagination. As you see, our players gather around the table and prepare for a game. Magnar is acting as the Game Master. In this role he paints the picture in our minds, controls the story line, and acts as a referee.
Meeting at the Tavern

Our players begin in a imaginary tavern warmed by a crackling fire. This is where Adventurers and locals meet to relax, drink mead, and listen to a Bard playing music.Here are the characters:

Jill, a High-Elf Rogue, outfitted in the typical female fantasy armor. Carved, heavy metal pieces that protect very little, leaves vital organs exposed, but looks sexy. (so I'm not complaining).

Ron, a Rogue, outfitted with light leather armor, and armed with several daggers. He also has a thing for Elves.

Sally, a Witch, outfitted in very revealing Witch robes, and armed with a magic staff. She also knows several magic spells.

And our player character, a Brute, whose entire earthly possessions consist of a pair of pants!
Round 1: Greetings
Our characters take their first turn in the game by greeting each other, although our player character has other options based on his ♥♥♥ status.

Sally starts by greeting all of the adventures, thereby increasing everyone's morale.

Ron decides to lay the charm on Jill, increasing her health.

Jill greets the adventures, increasing their morale, and is called a copy-cat by Sally.

Our player character either:

1. Greets the party with an increase in morale,
2. CHICK: Flirts with Jill, but Ron speaks up and called "dibs",
3. ♥♥♥: Spanks Sally! (covered in another section)

Immediately following his choice..... an ATTACK!


Round 2: The Attack!

Three Thieves burst through the front door. The Bard stops, the locals scatter, and our adventures make their next move.







Sally uses her magic staff to cast a fire spell. It takes out the first Thief.








Ron throws two daggers. A bad dice roll takes out one Thief, but the second dagger strays and grazes our player character (PC).

Two different actions can happen with Jill. If the PC spanked Sally during the greeting, she'll attempt to cast a fire spell (and again be called out for copying), but will not hit the thief. Otherwise, she'll cast a successful healing spell on the PC.

Again, our PC has three choices:

1. Attack. He'll pick up Ron's dagger, throw it, but mistakenly hit Ron.
2. Attempt to defend Jill, but loses his head.
3. ♥♥♥: Spanks Sally Harder!

His action ends round 2.
A Spanking..... a Spanking!
(Title is a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference)


So our PC can spank Sally during both turns. In the second turn, he says he'll spank her harder.








Sally is stunned!









After a successful roll of the dice, he put her over his knee and gives her a whack. The scene is the same for both turns.







The results.









Our PC cops-a-feel, and Sally is more concerned about what he is imagining. There is another scene after this which is more explicit.
The Ice Queen cometh!

After our PC's final action, the group faces the wrath of the Ice Queen, who casts a "Silence" spell on them.







So ends our very short adventure in the realm Dungeons and Gremlins. I truly hope that this game is included in future seasons of "Being a ♥♥♥". I am also hoping for a little more Sally content.
22 Comments
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Fred the Muppet 8 Apr, 2024 @ 11:36am 
I spanked Sally twice and tossed her in a bush then the Ice Queen killed me.
SolitaryAngel 11 Aug, 2022 @ 7:06pm 
The lowlife thing can change. Talk to the wenches and charm/talk to the barmaid to learn about the lowlife's first. Then talk to the lowlife's and that's when you work out who is telling the truth...it is NOT always the third one, it can change.
Patient 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:35am 
@Aimo thank you!

@Dogance how far did you get? Did you get into the room behind the small door, the door with the keypad?
💥Mailbox Megumin💥 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23am 
so I did charm Quinn, then talked to the 3rd lowlife, it didn't work.
Aimo 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:18am 
@Patient Ember you have to seduce Quinn into telling you about the buttons iirc
Patient 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30pm 
Behind the small door with the keypad, when I push the buttons, PC says he pushes them in 123 order, which is incorrect, so he doesn't get the apple. Wondering what step I missed.
chjk122 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:52pm 
now---- on the magic apple save you can go upstairs to pour acid on lock and then acid on handcuffs. (to get an empty pot) Then go back to corridors to open the royal door. kneel to your queen and ask about the runes you saw, then give her the pot, apple and mead and play her a song. and get will make you her king. :spyro:
chjk122 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:52pm 
you can kinda win, at least the ice king achievement is tied to it. talk and charm everyone (except blacksmith you don't want a weapon) then go to tavern more talking and charming. Talk to lowlifes the third thief is telling the truth. He gives you a code to the small door. Then you can buy lock-picks and a pot. mead is free. (lock-picks are for second save to rescue princess) Go to the ice queen castle through sewers. Charm the bubbles. Go downstairs and get the special render. Explore Corridors and open small door. then push the buttons to grab an apple. Go to the pool of acid and fill the jug. Then make a save here. One save use apple on wand and on the other take the wand. For the wand save go upstairs and pour acid on the lock. then you can use wand acid and lock pick to rescue the princess.
Floymin 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54pm 
Anything in the Season 2 sequel worth writing about? There is a lot of NPC shagging, but {spoiler} everyone dies regardless of choice, thanks to the sadistic nerd.
1ceTr0n 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:37am 
Bella as the Ice Queen is hot/cold as fook