Resident Evil Resistance Open Beta

Resident Evil Resistance Open Beta

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How to aim down sights with ANY GUN!
By Scrap
This guide will tell you how to AIM DOWN SIGHTS with ANY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUN YOU WANT!!!
   
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The basics: What is "aiming"?
The word "aiming" refers to (in this case) correcting the barrel of your pew pew gun so that it is pointed towards the enemy in a more ergonomic way, ensuring a clean shot and a guaranteed hit.

Aiming was first invented during the 1700 when a scientist discovered that the easiest way to hit a target with a flintlock pistol was to point the firearm towards the intended victim. After this he spread the word to the rest of the world that he had found a way to almost always hit your target no matter how bad you are at holding a gun!
Because of this new advancement in culture many people took it upon themselves to master the art of aiming, one man named Rut Björklund, a scandinavian carpenter, bought his first gun at age 11 and started practicing at home with his two brothers Fård and Fjård. After accidentally wounding Fård and successfully murdering Fjård he decided it was time for him to apply to the local gunslinging contest!

And the rest? Well, some say he's still out there to this very day, but no conclusive evidence has been found to support this claim. Until then whenever you hear a gunshot ring out in the distance from outside your window think not "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what the ♥♥♥♥ what the ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what's going on", instead think "Nice one Rut, good job".


How do I do it?
The default key bind for "aiming down sights" with your gun of choice is the Right Click button.
To locate this button, simply look at your mouse and click the right clicky button.

Go into the traning mode via the in game options menu and try it out for a few hours until you have mastered the art of aiming down sights!

For maximum results I would recommend aiming for that annoying, useless little meatball called "head", you can locate this right above the shoulders of most enemies and upon shooting it you will deal even MORE damage!

BUT BEWARE!, some guns are still not very accurate when aiming down sights and you have to wait for your crosshair to stabilize before taking your next shot! Failure to do this may result in you missing every shot you take like the loser you are.
Can I replicate this in my day to day life outside the boundries of code?
Why yes you can!

All you need to do is go down to your local arms dealer and purchase the gun of your choice!

A personal advice from one gamer to another is to practice your shots on local wildlife which include but are not limited to:

Dogs
Cats
Birds (if the birds are caged that only makes it easier)
Annoying neighbors
Annoying children
Local law enforcment
Friends and family

When you have mastered the art of aiming down sights in both the virtual world AND the real world you can laugh in the face of all who doubted you like the king you are! If you have any question regarding aiming as a concept, the man who invented aiming or anything related to these topics feel free to ask them in the comments bellow!









(this guide was made purely for comedic and satirical values, i do not actually encourage the shooting of pets and people and if you believe i am you can shove your mouse up your ass and aim down sights for me)
24 Comments
Roadrin 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:56pm 
I found it too lmao :laughzombie:
Hace 7 Feb, 2021 @ 5:28am 
I enjoyed this guide more than the game lmao
Scrap  [author] 7 Feb, 2021 @ 4:04am 
Holy shit people still find this guide? I thought it would stay dead ever since they released the actual game.
Hace 7 Feb, 2021 @ 2:45am 
"this guide was made purely for comedic and satirical values, i do not actually encourage the shooting of pets and people and if you believe i am you can shove your mouse up your ass and aim down sights for me"
desertmaker 12 Aug, 2020 @ 7:23am 
Same process 513bo you just use the right mouse hold it down for as long as it takes to get comfy with it. After 30 seconds or so you should have the aiming down to a science then try aiming in other directions until you find a sound that comes just after the left click that pleases you


(or screaming, unless this was the pleasant sound ye were lookin for) and poof another master aimer. On a side note being able to aim in no way guarantees that pleasant sound we all want to hear after we squeeze the trigger. Only that we have aimed properly. Most sentient noisemakers will avoid being on the owie end of yer pew pew but goood luck and be sure to keep practicing 8). Any questions can be directed to the aforementioned mouse placement manager.
S13bo 22 Apr, 2020 @ 7:33pm 
what if i don't have any eyes what will i do then?
zZoKo 12 Apr, 2020 @ 8:42am 
thank you very cool kebab bless you
Scrap  [author] 7 Apr, 2020 @ 1:55am 
That is very kind of you to say! May your sights be set on enemies to come!
ET 7 Apr, 2020 @ 12:25am 
this is pure gold
Penguin 6 Apr, 2020 @ 4:41pm 
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