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More fun ways to deal with Vandals.
By Zackarias
Have you ever felt so angry at vandals that simply banning them from the park wasn't satisfying enough? Well look here for a guide on how I deal with park vandals that I personally caught in the act.
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Incarcerating a Vandal
You just caught a vandal vandalizing one of your park objects and either security didn't or you wanted to punish the criminal even more. For example: I had a guest in my park named Chloe Thompson who decided that rather than contain her rage she would rather vandalize one of my park lamps. A security guard whistled at her and banned her from the park. Think this is the end of it for Chloe? Not by a long shot.



Welcome to Vandal Prison, where all vandals go with nothing to do but walk around and watch the environment. Currently, Chloe is in the prisoner waiting room, and was given the nickname of Vandal #14. Yes, she is the 14th known caught vandal who has been imprisoned in my park. Hows the view of that lake? Nice to look at huh? Good! Because that's where all of the vandals will ultimately go to their doom.




Don't believe me? Here's a view of the lake sans the water



Say Hello to my whale named Orcanus!

But luckily (or perhaps unluckily) for Chloe, She gets to wait her turn behind 7 other vandals, each in 7 cells according to the color of the rainbow and with no food, water, toilet, or anything to do but look at your fellow vandal prisoners through bars.

So assuming all of your vandal cells are empty (mine aren't): When you first catch a vandal, put them in the red cell. (according to color of flooring) when another vandal is caught by you, put them in the white waiting room then move the first vandal you caught to the orange cell and then move the one in the waiting room into the red one. continue this process of catching vandals. To simplify this process I will tell this in the point of view of one vandal: So the first vandal you caught is in the Orange cell right? with vandal number 2 in the Red cell. a third vandal is caught so the first vandal is moved to the Yellow Cell with the second vandal now in the orange. then every subsequent vandal continues with him moving to The Green Cell, then the Blue Cell, Indigo Cell, and finally the Violet Cell.

Guess what happens when an eighth vandal is caught? The first vandal in the Violet Cell is now ready to be executed by drowning. Make a raised platform high above the water and then place them on it. Let them take in the scenery for the last time, and then cut the platform from under them and watch the fun begin.

Mass Execution of Vandals:



After they drop:


Now once the condemned is dead, their corpse will either sink to the bottom, or be eaten by Orcanus the Whale. Either way, who cares? They're vandals, they should have thought twice before choosing to break stuff in your park. Don't worry, no one will miss them.
What ever happened to Chloe Thompson?
As of this time of writing (November 28th 2021), Chloe Thompson is about to join her fellow vandal inmates in death by drowning. The wait was long and painful for her but now her suffering is about to end as her drowned body is eaten by the whale.

Press F to pay respects for the dignity she lost when she chose to vandalize my beautiful decorations in my theme park.

Chloe Thompson
c. September 2nd, 2020 - November 28th, 2021
18 Comments
HunBunFun 13 Mar, 2024 @ 4:14pm 
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Mercasaurus 27 Jan, 2024 @ 5:04pm 
How very Sims of you.

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nicknamenotfound 26 Jun, 2023 @ 3:17pm 
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FoundCoyote 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:35pm 
that is fun like Chloe I can have tons of rage and anger issues so I use my rage by many ways (but not vandal stuff) so this is a way for me to get rid of my rage thank you so much!! :steamhappy::steamthumbsup:
YourRandomPerson 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:00pm 
I found a vandal named Samuel Thompson. That's Chloe's brother maybe?
legodude494 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:11am 
I like to build (or take from one of my blueprints) and amphitheatre/arena and place the vandals in there to fight for people's entertainment! Gladiator fights have never been more fun!
katerinathecat94 22 Mar, 2022 @ 4:44pm 
i don't think id go as far as killing them but a prison sounds like a great idea
Rugerfred 22 Feb, 2022 @ 1:57am 
Let me guess: are you from USA?
davey.william 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:26pm 
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DuoX 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am 
I haven't done this in parkitect, but back in the old Roller Coaster Tycoon days I did this. My design was to have 4 pits with 50$ toilets, burgers and drinks. I wanted to extract all the money I could. Due to the AI, most chose to suffer. Then, because they were 2 square deep pits, I could just fill the pit with water and be done with it. I also flipped for the security guard to patrol the catwalks.

But then that was anyone I was displeased with. Litter? Throw up on the ground? Vandalism? Complain? You got the pit.