What do Quiplash points taste like anyway?

I forget; what did Little Red Riding Hood have in her basket?

Said the Fairy Godmother to Cinderella, “We don’t have any pumpkins, so we’ll have to use ___ as a carriage.”

Alternate footwear for Puss in Boots: Puss in...

The meatiest meat for a meaty sandwich.

An inappropriate moment to be shown in Matrix-styled slow motion.

The nicest response to someone flipping you off.

Your response when your friend gets turned into a carrot.

What could possibly stop the Moon Dragon from devouring our sacred pork rinds?!

A good location to host the next “You Don’t Know Applejack” show (a “My Little Pony” themed “You Don’t Know Jack”).

Name someone or something that would look better “EXTRA THICC”.

An absolutely delicious candy or baked good to eat in front of your jealous friends watching on screen.

An indication that your Ouija board is possessed by the spirit of a lawyer.

While King Midas wished for anything he touched turned into gold, his second idea was turning anything touched into...

Not only could the Pied Piper’s tune attract rats and children, but also…

An Oreo cream flavor so bad, you’d spit the cookie out.

Briefs? Boxers? No thanks; I prefer to wear ___ instead.

Zeus may be king of the gods, but admitted that he SUCKS at…

In an alternate world, Pac-Man eating a Power Pellet would cause the Ghosts to…

What NASA’s probe found inside a black hole.

A more accurate title for Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout.

An activity McGruff the Crime Dog did as a puppy.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for late breaking news! This just in…

A client that Phoenix Wright would have trouble representing in court.

What caused Humpty Dumpty to have a great fall?

A situation so dangerous, you’ll have to resort using Henry Stickmin’s “Distraction Dance”.

Here’s ___; don’t tell your mother.

The latest Friday Night Funkin mod:

A million-dollar question for the Millionaire show, to which contestants would walk away out of sheer embarrassment.

If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? ___busters!

The wrong thing for a bride to say when the pastor asks “Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?”.

A response from your Magic 8 Ball that would be considered a bad omen.

You’ll know a casino has ALL their games rigged if the facility’s called…

An alternate use for Thor’s hammer.

Circles? Squares? Nah; make my pizza shaped like…

Robin Hood's new slogan: "Rob from the rich and give to..."

Most people depict the Garden of Eden’s Forbidden Fruit as apples. But in actuality, they looked like…

Said the dungeon master to his victim, “All my tools are in for repairs, so I’ll torture you with…”

What Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees can both agree on.

The Stars are out, the pool is filled and the Master’s goddesses are going to treat him to…

In case you forget your lines for an award acceptance speech, just say…

To “Boop the Bendy” or “Boop the snoots” is adorable; what ISN’T would be to “Boop the…”

The Cow jumped over the moon…but where did it land?

The one thing that’ll actually cause Hell to freeze over.

Weird things to donate for Twitch streamers.

Names for the three blind mice as heavyweight wrestlers.

Three wishes the Fisherman would’ve wanted the magical fish granted for himself instead of his power-crazed wife.

I’d like my pizza topped with ___, ___ and ___, please.

Your own interpretation of what’s “sugar, spice and everything nice”.

Describe the Three Bears’ hot, cold and “just right” porridge as a Food Network show judge.

You’ve awoken trapped in a cave; what’s your three-step method of escaping?

In an alternate Oz universe, the Scarecrow, Tin Man and Cowardly Lion wanted…

Strange “Let’s Make a Deal” prizes behind Door #1, Door #2 and Door #3.

Alternate names for the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future.

Excuses that superheroes tell reporters asking about their secret identity.

If the Lord of the Rings trilogy was directed by Pee Wee Herman, the movie titles would be called…

Your own version of Roshambo; Rock would be ___, Paper would be ___ and Scissors would be ___.

Important risks photographers must be aware of when taking snapshots of Pokémon in the wild.

Rejected “Jeopardy!” categories.

Unlikely Boy Scout Merit Badges.

A babysitter’s three rules that have no chance of the kids obeying.

World’s worst superpowers EVER.

New holidays to celebrate; ___ Day, ___ Day and ___ Day.

Uh…something, something, something…I dunno; just say whatever ya want.

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