Spelunky 2

Spelunky 2

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What to do if you lose Hou Yi's Bow
By TopHat3000
A Spelunky 2 Guide focused around guiding the player after losing the bow
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Preface
Picture it: Sunken City 7-3, and you've just been stunned by a sticky trap. The all important bow and arrow which act as your ticket into the Cosmic Ocean have slipped out of your grasp and fallen into the gaping void left by a regenerating block you whipped earlier, on your way up. "No!" you exclaim in horror as your mind processes the inevitable consequences of this terrible blunder. You frantically mash your keyboard, hoping, praying that you can escape the trap just in time to rescue your charge from a narrow brush with complete and total annihilation. But it is all in vain as, before your eyes, the bow and your chances of a successful 7-99 run are crushed beneath the cold hard hammer of fate.

Luckily for you, however, this guide will help you through the next steps to get you back on track and on the road to recovery.
Next Steps
Go and cry in a dark room for a while. The bow is gone, and so are your hopes and dreams, mercilessly destroyed by the treacherous hell we call Spelunky 2. This can be hard to accept, but it is all part of moving on in the cruel cycle of life. Keep looking forward, soldier.
Conclusion
If this guide has helped you, feel free to refer back to it on your next run, as the same tragedy will undoubtedly occur again. I'd wish you a good day, but you chose to play Spelunky 2, so only God can help you now, really. I hope you know what you're getting yourself into.
29 Comments
mmmmmm yes yes 4 Jul @ 5:38pm 
good advice! will use on my next dangerous adventures!
Ice_ore_Snow 19 Jun, 2024 @ 11:00am 
if only i was able to beat my deadly temptation of robbing shop keepers and make it past lvl 3
super 1O 8 Feb, 2024 @ 7:31pm 
man if only i didnt like roguelikes so i could be spared from playing this game
Everything Sucks Forever 18 Nov, 2023 @ 8:39am 
Every time I die in this game I look into the fictional camera to my right and just slap my hands on my face and go "GADZOINKS!" and proceed to alt+f4
Legendary Alien 22 Oct, 2023 @ 6:52am 
this definitely happened to op
CAR! 14 Sep, 2023 @ 6:34pm 
can i date you
odddibbles 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:25pm 
just don't play cosmic ocean :steamhappy:
Fibbetgamer 29 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm 
cant do nothing, only beat it without going to cosmic ocean
Barnacle 25 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46am 
does this guide apply to my father?
TripleFiletOFish 24 Jan, 2023 @ 4:34pm 
It didn't help but thank you!