Mushroom Cats

Mushroom Cats

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Mushroom Cats lore
By Alley Cat
An intense guide to half of Mushroom cats
   
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Introduction
Regardless of what many people would think about mushroom cats this fun little game is filled with many references!!
The daily life
The mushroom cats lived very peacefully under the watchful eye of the sun, days go bye on and on by their only currency being silly santa hats, this is all that the mushroom cat's desire is to laze around all day doing cute little mundane tasks
Many tasks include:
  • -Lounging around all day
  • -Listening to music
  • -Talking to buddies
  • -Sitting down
  • -Working

Oh to be a mushroom cat in a mushroom world filled with so much peace
But it’s not as peaceful as it may seem
Capitalism!?!?!?!?
These mushroom cats live in debt
Until you arrive

See since they do nothing all day and it is referenced in Mushroom cats 2 that the cats do indeed work there must be a currency… AND THAT CURRENCY IS SILLY LITTLE HATS!! YES!!! HATS!! CATS WITH HATS!!!
It’s up to you to free their silly little debt so they can live their silly little peaceful life and do nothing at all
Conclusion
And honestly? You’re amazing for doing that- freeing these silly cats out of their silly debt you must be so proud of yourself

Well done reader

Stay tuned for the next episode of Mushroom cats lore! Next episode: WW1and the Santa hat crisis!
1 Comments
Beefy Engineer Gamin 21 Jan, 2023 @ 7:23am 
i love this