Step 1: In order to minimize the fun you are having make sure to equip the (objective) best weapon in the game, the kraber. Now i know that might be hard for some of you because you might have a shred of integrity but in order to be the most annoying player you can be, you simply must use the kraber. additionally, for anyone looking to go the extra mile, one might consider using phase shift. Phase shift allows one to phase into another reality in which they would still get no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Part 2: Profit