Titanfall® 2

Titanfall® 2

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How To Become A Loser
By IeatWormsAndEyeBalls
a guide on how to minimize your happiness and annoy everyone in the server
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step 1
Step 1: In order to minimize the fun you are having make sure to equip the (objective) best weapon in the game, the kraber. Now i know that might be hard for some of you because you might have a shred of integrity but in order to be the most annoying player you can be, you simply must use the kraber. additionally, for anyone looking to go the extra mile, one might consider using phase shift. Phase shift allows one to phase into another reality in which they would still get no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
part 2
Part 2: Profit
37 Comments
Red 5 hours ago 
this post is insane when CAR Stim exists
probably written by a CAR Stim user who gets rolled by Kraber players (actual skillshots unlike aiming in the general direction of a player and dumping 30 rounds of 50 dmg per shot bullets)
Shoshomini 14 hours ago 
i dont main i just do all category challenge
jbones 11 Jul @ 4:20pm 
as a mastiff user, this is a post
vrcuat99 11 Jul @ 3:43pm 
step 3: use tone
ICECREAM SLIME! 10 Jul @ 8:46pm 
thanks, now i've got 5 different bounties on my head and my house is being raided by a paramilitary force! :slimehappy:
SusGamer4000 10 Jul @ 4:42pm 
hmm yes 600 cal sniper
James O. Incandenza 10 Jul @ 1:45pm 
this whole game is people telling eachother to not use the best weapons. USE WHATEVER THE FUCK TYPE OF WEAPONS YOU WANT! it doesnt matter
Kuzya_Kotav 7 Jul @ 12:54am 
Yeah! KRABER IS FOR THE WEAK! I'm telling you, A kraber main! Best kit for fun is Car + Stim or Skill Pistol or Spitfire + A wall
BadCoffee 6 Jul @ 12:31pm 
Some of ya'll need Ex-Lax...
wolfpaw211 4 Jul @ 1:57pm 
0/10 ragebait