Achievements -

Brand New Body - 6:04
Finish the tutorial

Skull Breaker - 9:43
Send a monster back to the grave

Shovel Face - 8:18
Equip the Legendary Holy Glory Shovel


Prying Eyes - 4:28
Pick up a crow skull


Skull Finder - 23:02
Collect all crow skulls in the fields


Fashion Victim
Buy a new outfit!


Crash Boo-ndicoot - 16:45
Smash all the crates in the fields


Curse of the Scarecrow - 25:09
Kill the tyrannical Scarecrow and liberate the crows


License to Drive - 34:34
Pass your abandoned minecart driving test


Boogie-Man Wonderland - 13:21
Find a gramophone and DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!


Bomberman - 31:56
Complete all the underground bomb-bouncing courses


Skull Hobbyist - 50:40
Find all crow skulls in the ancient mines


Ghost Rider - 1:17:59
Ride the ghost horse all the way to the end


De-Composer - 1:15:34
Make some magic mushroom music!


Cruel Tea - 1:46:08
Ruin the Witch and Merchant's cruelty-free dinner


Skull Collector - 1:37:10
Collect all crow skulls in the swamp


Formula Ugh - 2:00:31
Beat the gate guards to the gate they guard on guard carts


Whack-a-Mole - 2:09:34
Win the game of Conveniently-Placed Hydraulic-Operated Underground Whack-a-Mole (patent pending)


The Bigger They Are... - 2:23:59
Be the David to Dhor's Goliath (i.e. kill the big guy)


Skull Aficionado - 2:16:50
Collect all crow skulls in Skeletown


High Flyer - 2:38:45
Go for a nice walk with Abelard the Gargoyle


Ain't no rest for the wicked - 2:43:04
Clear away all those headstones cluttering up the graveyard


Hunger Killer - 3:10:31
Solve world hunger (by killing Gluttony)


Skull Fanatic - 2:53:50
Collect all crow skulls in the graveyard


You'll Float, Too - 3:45:18
Reach the end of the vortex like a paper boat down a drain


The Worst Achievement Possible - 3:29:07
Get on Santa's Super-Duper-Duper-Naughty List


Skull Obsessive - 3:45:18
Collect all crow skulls in the North


The Baddest Bad Guy - 3:58:02
Kill the Wizard + Get the Amulet = Profit


Full Closet - 3:52:22
Fill out your wardrobe


Disk Jockey - 3:32:18
Make vinyls cool again. ...Actually, that's impossible, even as a joke. Just find all the gramophones.
Gramophone 1 - 13:16
Gramophone 2 - 38:47
Gramophone 3 - 1:22:43
Gramophone 4 - 1:55:42
Gramophone 5 - 2:51:58
Gramophone 6 - 3:32:18


You've Got A Problem, Man - 3:51:05
Collect every single crow skull in the world


Official Groupie - 3:52:22
Give in to your inner completionist


Ghostbuster - 55:22
Kill the Phantom guarding the ancient mines