Welcome! Be advised that this whole thing is not meant for you to take part in actions such as eating the infected, they will give you several diseases.

Common infected: Various expired candy pieces
Hunter: Mushy ribs
Smoker: Seaweed
Boomer: Dirty egg bathed in slime
Spitter: Expired lemonade
Jockey: Rotten fish
Charger: Sick cow meat
Witch: Frozen lettuce
Tank: Bloody chicken

(When burnt)
Common infected: Spicy chips
Hunter: Overcooked ribs
Smoker: Ashes
Boomer: Egg!
Spitter: Boiling lemon juice
Jockey: Cooked salmon
Charger: Roast beef
Witch: Burnt salad
Tank: Chicken!

Uncommon infected
CEDA Worker: 7 year old rubber
Jimmy Gibbs Junior: Dust
Fallen survivor: Rusty lead
Clown infected: Face paint
Mud men: Mud
Worker infected: Decaying plastic
Riot infected: Iron

(When burnt)
Fallen survivor: Molten lead
Clown infected: A few toxic chemical compounds
Mud men: Mud, just hotter
Worker infected: Overheated plastic
Riot infected: 1000 degree metal