Carpe Diem

Carpe Diem

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how to not be a simp and and get 100% achievements completely halaal
By مسلمين
Step 1: dont be a simp: just dont

Step 2: install the game :)

Step 3: launch the game :)

Step 4: remember to stay completely HALAAL

Step 5: Remember Allah Subhana wa'ta'allah

Step 6: Fear Allah

Step 7: click preferences

Step 8: Max out text speed and skip dialogue speed

Step 9: Start game

Step 10: spam the space bar like you are playing super mario smash bro's or flappy bird

Step 11: lower your gaze habibi

Step 12: congrats you beat the game and got both achievements

FINAL NOTE: congratz, you beat the game, however in the process, your mother is disappointed in you and is preparing to attack you with her chanclas, hurry up and run to do Salah(prayer).

Last Note: this is obviously a joke guide, keep in mind im muslim and i think this guide is funny, if you dont find it funny thats ok, i have a unique sense of humor, have a good day brother :) <3
   
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3 Comments
SrDetro 26 Feb, 2024 @ 6:29am 
it only takes a minute, nice guide
AntiVaxProdigy 11 Oct, 2023 @ 9:53am 
Thank you my brother, this will help me keep my mind from being tainted by vile talk of women.
مسلمين  [author] 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:32am 
if you have a good trigger finger you can beat the game in 4 minutes or more, my current PB time is right at 4 minutes. try to speedrun it to make it more fun ;) <3