Call of Duty: Black Ops

Call of Duty: Black Ops

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Why Nova Crawlers on Kino are gay
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Why the aforementioned "Nova Crawlers" are gay
I got revived, the bi tch slammed my ass against the wall and said "No you are going down" then proceeded to suck my di ck dry...I was defenseless and could not fight back, with the last of my strength I used a grenade to blow him in a way he'd probably rather not.


I now sit here in Berlin's Dum bass Hospital and have PTSD Flashbacks to Nova Crawlers whenever I see a man.


I am very itchy.


That is all.


Do not get your dic k sucked it wont be a good nut.


stay safe brothers, always remember that juggernog is nuggerjog.

edit: Tails and Spaghetti have been banned from creating Black Ops 1 guides
if you think its a good thing, then you just havent been on the internet for long because thats the humour here once you get to this side, i mean what did you expect from a guide titled "Why Nova Crawlers on Kino are gay"? lmao
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Johnny Casey For 41 minutter siden 
"You should learn to relax"
said author, after making 3 paragraphs of comments in response to some rando saying "Well, you really want this to die, maybe just delete this for yourself."
AbsoluteSmartAss  [ophavsmand] For 1 time siden 
I just realized I forgot the "you" in the third line, my entire argument is invalid.
AbsoluteSmartAss  [ophavsmand] For 2 timer siden 
Oh, the things that people put too much value into.


Yeah no, I can see the confusion, I have actual sources of income.



Honestly though, you should learn to relax and leave people alone...you just look insecure with how worded the comment.


Not to mention, I know full well the "humor" or lack there of is unfunny and primitive, its an inside joke with someone who simply enjoys such small things.


I just happened to be here.


I doubt this will really click with you, but that's neither here nor there.


Do better or if you're gonna be a twit about things, at least make it useful and not completely childish...because you look incredibly easy to irritate and you've only succeeded in embarrassing yourself.

I DO however, enjoy the attention...that is the only thing you're right about.


TLDR: Lmao, I forgot about steampoints and have no use for them as I already got the custom profile I find appealing, you look like an idiot.
AbsoluteSmartAss  [ophavsmand] For 2 timer siden 
Is it wrong to make people laugh? To oversell what is a crude inside joke?

This has nothing to do with me and you need to learn how to relax, furthermore...what the hell do steam points even do for me?

Like genuinely, I forgot they existed.
Johnny Casey For 4 timer siden 
You have the power to delete this guide post entirely, but all those attentions and steam points are too hard to pass by, aren't they.
AbsoluteSmartAss  [ophavsmand] 20. juli kl. 21:10 
I SEE IT AT THE FRONT PAGE AGAIN.


PLEASE, I BEG YOU: LET THE MEME DIE, I'M JUST AS TIRED AS YOU ARE!

WHY DOES GOD TORMENT ME SO?
AbsoluteSmartAss  [ophavsmand] 18. juli kl. 21:02 
Right? The crawlers could've been used to advance medical applications.

Sadly they were rather hard to claim.
scottymcscotface 18. juli kl. 19:23 
Waste of flesh if you ask me.
AbsoluteSmartAss  [ophavsmand] 8. juli kl. 6:53 
OH COME OOOON
AbsoluteSmartAss  [ophavsmand] 8. juli kl. 4:23 
Oh thank god, we can finally die.