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how to pretend that everything is fine

By Cozm

how to cope with the take two layoffs and pretend the game will definitely get all the promised features

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Cozm
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Category: Gameplay Basics, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

Posted

4 May, 2024 @ 10:45am

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Guide Index

Overview

Step 1

Step B.

Third Step

quadruple step

step 5

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Step 1

Ignore everyone who says anything about the take two layoffs, pretend they dont exist

Step B.

play the game daily and have 10 completed save files (to prepare for the new features that will be coming)

Third Step

print out 100 pieces of paper with the intercept games logo on each one, then place them throughout your whole house so everyone knows what a fan you are of intercept games, the company that is working on new updates for kerbal space program 2

quadruple step

lash out at any poor soul who dares inform you of any 'take two layoffs' as they simply do not exist.

step 5

Profit. Enjoy your perfect world with no worries, and jam out to the duna soundtrack for the rest of your days. You should also convince your friends to buy the game in this stage so that intercept games gets more money, which they can use to produce the future updates that are coming

48 Comments

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pepperhat 22 Jul @ 3:37pm

I think programs like this are supposed to have 12 steps.

JohnathanQuackman 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02pm

This aged like a fine wine stored in a carton of expired milk.

Carty 26 Nov, 2024 @ 6:21pm

wow

Radmage 29 Sep, 2024 @ 3:08am

Nice straw man you invented there. To show you are angry at the publishers, refuse to buy GTA6. Or show what your real priorities are and just keep posting edge-lord garbage.

yellow18252 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:07pm

But, my house will become a giant Intercept Games Poster.

yellow18252 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Sorry not aquafool

null-set 2 Sep, 2024 @ 2:08pm

they're probably all pivoting to hedgefunds and furnishing their apocalypse bunkers

null-set 2 Sep, 2024 @ 2:07pm

I wish people would be angrier at publishers for laying off so many games workers rather than the people that just want to make games. But man this fucking sucks, fuck the strategy of the game industry right now. this sure isn't the only ridiculous layoff in the last couple years and I'm sure the CEOS are just fine

azotrom 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Bruh moment

Diemex 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:02pm

aquafool is printing out more intercept posters as we speak !

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