The Klowns Have Landed!

Play your first match

no description required , just make sure to stay the whole match even if you die or escape early , otherwise it won't count.



Hand of Fate

Gift another player an item as a spectator

when you die or escape , you are given the choice to play some mini games that will give you random items , you can give this item to the player that you are currently spectating , do that.



Dress to Impress

Equip one unlockable cosmetic for your human

cosmetics are unlocked by leveling up or doing challenges that are present in the main menu , after playing some games normally you should have some cosmetics in the menu , try on of them.



Humanity Shall Thrive!

Win 10 matches as a Human

human victory doesn't mean you have to escape , but at least 4 out of 7 humans should escape that match to be considered a human win and count towards this.



The Lackeys are Lacking

Kill 30 Lackeys

lackeys are small klown minions that roam the map , the more cocoons klowns are hooking on gens the more of them will spawn , if you get spotted my them they will try to latch onto you , they can be killed with one hit using any weapon or firearm , do this 30 times.



I'm Not Klownin' Around!

Kill your first klown

there are 3 klowns in every match , to kill one of them you need to damage one enough with weapons (firearms or melee) , until its downed , after its downed you need to hit its nose in order to kill him , you might want to do it fast cause the klown can preform a QTE and get back up if you don't kill him fast enough.






Boomstick Bamboozle

Kill a Klown with a shotgun

shotguns are random weapons that spawns around the map , you need to kill one of the klowns with it , this needs to be the final blow on the nose , not just to down them , they typically need 2 shots to the head to be downed (except tank class) , and one on the nose to be killed after.





Strike!

Hit a Klown on the nose with a thrown baseball

this one can be a bit tricky cause the nose have a very small hitbox , you need to find a baseball which is a random item on the map , and when you find a klown try to aim to his nose and throw it , problem is in quick matches the klown might just try to dodge it , so if you are having problem with this achievement you can simply do it in a private match with a friend.




Close Shave

Escape the invasion as the Klownpocalypse explosion is expanding

Klownpocalypse can occur in 2 occasions , if the match timer reaches zero , or if the klowns hook 16 coccons on all generator , when its starts expanding it will only be a few seconds on the map until every human is dead , you need to escape when its already expanding , you can combine this with the achievement below as your best chance to do this.



A Sweet Escape

Escape the map with the help of the Terenzi Brothers


the Terenzi brothers is one last escape that appears at the last 30 seconds in the match , they appear in a random spot and you get a marker that tells you exactly where they are , you have less than 30 seconds to reach there , you can combine this with the above achievement by waiting at the truck until the timer hits zero then escaping , obtaining those 2 achievements same time.



Not Your Normal Mixtape

Find your first lore tape

lore taps are a very rare collectibles that appear inside containers and searchable boxes , there is nothing you can do about this except to keep searching every box you find , and eventually the game will spawn one for you.




Escape Artist

Escape invasions 25 Times

you need to escape the map 25 times , there are 4 escapes on each map (portal , tunnel or bridge , motorboat , portal machine) and terenzi brothers who appear last 30 seconds , each need specific items to be unlocked except the latter.



Cutting it Close

Free another human from a cocoon that is hooked to a Lackey Generator

when klowns coccon a human instead of killing them , they will hook them on a lackey generator , they have around 2 min before they die , you can interact with their cocoon to save them before the timer runs out.



I've Got Your Back

As a human, knock a Lackey off of another human

as of the date of publishing this guide , the lackeys do not have a hitbox while they are on a human's back , to get this achievement you have to kill the lackey at the time when its stunned when the human gets him of his back , you have only a couple of seconds to do so.



Ride or Die

Escape with another human in the same boat


motorboat is one of 4 escape methods in the match , to activate it you need gas and spark plug , it can fits up to 3 people , if it happens that you are alone try to signal another human using a flare or calling him using microphone.



Drop the Bag-, er...Cocoon

Shoot a Klown carrying a cocoon with a firearm


you need either the shotgun or revolver for this , sometime you'll run into a klown who is carrying a cocoon with the intention of hooking it on a gen , you need to shot them while they are carrying it , killing them is not required , shooting them will make them drop the cocoon off their hands.

Selfless

Open the portal and allow 3 humans to escape in the same match

portal is one of the 4 escape methods in the match , requiring 2 spark plugs , its also can fit 3 humans only , to keep the portal open , one human needs to operate it or it will close , you need to be that person while allowing 3 other humans to escape , the tricky part about this is keeping 3 people next to you while doing so , you won't be able to be escape using the portal afterwards , your sacrifice will be remembered.



Clutch Performance

Be the last human alive and trigger the resurrection machine

the Resurrection machine is a device that appears randomly on the map , all humans who are dead (red skull next to their names) can be brought back into the match using it , what is required here is for you to do this while you are the last human standing , the tricky part that usually when there is only one human left , there will be always a klown roaming the machine knowing that you might try to activate it.



Hi!...Bye!

Escape the invasion after being resurrected


contrary to the previous achievement , you need to be dead and res'd by another human , then you need to escape afterwards using any escape method.


Quit Lyin' Around!

Free 3 humans from cocoons in a single match

your cocooned teammates will be shown in front of you are a purple marker , you will also get a notification if they get hooked , you need to save 3 of them in the same match , can be a little tricky but with a little luck you'll manage.



Sweet Release

Escape from a cocoon twice in a single match

this can happen in two ways , by either your teammate saving you from it , or you can escape from it yourself by finding a red weapon (axe , knife , firepoker) and keeping it in your inventory , this needs to happen 2 times same match.



Easy In. Easy Out.

Escape a map in under 5 minutes

luck based but not impossible , you'll either run into the items you need yourself or you'll find other teammates who are getting things done and hop on with them , match timer is 15 min so you need to escape before the time hits the 10 min mark.



Like a Ghost in the Wind

Escape the invasion without taking any damage and without getting cocooned

one of the harder achievements and very dependent on luck , its up to you how you want to tackle this , stealthy or speed run , you just need not to be hit all match and escape.



Humanity's Finest

Get a “Perfect Human Victory”

the hardest achievement in the game imo , all 7 humans need to escape the match , you either need to wait until destiny smiles for you and sends you teammates who know how to play or to party up with 7 other players and do it in a private match.

Karnival Chic

Equip an unlocked cosmetic to your Klown

cosmetics are unlocked by leveling up or doing challenges under the challenges tab in the main menu , after you play some matches , customize your clown and you should get it.



Klowntastrophic

Win 10 matches as a Klown

winning matches as a klown requires you to get at least 4 kills out of 7 , not alone but with all the team of course.



Round 'em Up

Create 3 Human Cocoons in a single match

use cocoon guns to turn humans into cocoons instead of killing them and hook them on gens , this yields significantly more exp points and spawn lackeys , do this 3 times same match.



Kill 'em With Klownness

Trigger Klownpocalypse Early

to achieve this you need to hook 16 cocoons on generators , empty cocoons will spawn around the map in addition of cocooning humans , you need to do this before the timer reaches 1 min.



Sweet Revenge

Kill the human that previously popped your nose

this basically means to kill the human that killed you , if you get killed in the match try to memorize the human looks or name that killed you and hunt them down.



Thrill of the Kill

Kill 100 humans

easy enough , everything works , klowntality , cocooning then dying from suffocation , or simply just hitting them on the ground until they die.



Savin' em for Later

Hook up 20 Cocoons to Lackey Generators

there are 4 generators on the map where you can hook cocoons on , the second you pick up one the game will show you all of them , cocoons are scattered around the map or you can cocoon a human to do so.



Klown Supreme

Get a “Perfect Klown Victory''

to get this you have to kill 7 out of 7 humans in the match , the reason this one is not hard cause it can be done in a private match solo against bots if you would like , they usually roam around doing nothing and won't give you any trouble getting this.



Peekaboo!

Find a human in a hiding spot

very situational in quick match , hiding spots includes dumpsters and big baskets , very easy to achieve in private match with a friend , cause the bots don't hide.



Killer Klown of Doom

As a Klown, get a Victory without getting killed

get a victory as a klown in a match (killing 4 humans out of 7 at the very least) , and do not die that match , getting downed is okay , just don't die.



Early Bird

Be the first Klown to hook up a cocoon in the match

relatively easy , as soon as you spawn run to the first cocoon you see and hook it.




Tag Team

Attack a human that is being grabbed by a lackey

pretty situational but not impossible , some times when you are chasing a human you will be their only worry and they probably won't see any lackeys approaching them , when one of them is attached to human go ahead and damage that human.




Cocoon Hauler

Fully upgrade a Lackey generator by yourself

the generator needs 4 cocoons to be fully upgraded , you need to be the one who hooks all 4 of them on same gen.



Killer Klowntality

Perform a Klowntality on a downed human

when you down a human , you will see a prompt to hold E for klowntality , do this once and kill the human.



Sticky Protection

Fully cover a Human escape interaction with cotton candy

you can use your cocoon gun to cover human objectives with cotton candy to delay humans from doing them , cover one of them to 100% to earn this



Nice Try!

Kill or cocoon a human nearby an open escape

i think this one is pretty clear , the exit have to be opened when you get the down/kill.



Intruder

Break down a locked door

human locking a door to keep you out is pretty situational , but when it happens use your weapon to break it down , if you are having trouble with this you can boost it in private match with a friend.



Silica Slayer

As a Klown, smash 30 windows

by that they mean the transparent windows that the humans can jump through , they are only a few of them on each map , break down every one you see with your weapon and you should get this quite fast.



Popcorn Tracker

Kill a human that is covered in popcorn

a bit of unclear description , what you need to do here is to kill a human only using the popcorn bazooka which unlocks at level 10 , when the human is down shoot him twice with it and they will die earning you this.



What're Ya Gonna Do?

As a Brawler, Knock a Human's block off using the boxing gloves

also a bit of vague description , what you need to do hear is reach level 50 , unlock shorty the klown , equip boxing gloves as his weapon , and deliver the finishing blow to a human using a fully charged punch using hold right click , it has to be the hit that kills them when they are downed.



Hurler

Hit a human with a thrown cocoon

while holding a cocoon in your hand as a klown , you can hold right mouse to charge to throw it , you have to hit a human with that throw-ed cocoon.

The Invasion's Just Getting Started

Reach level 15


Karnival Champion

Reach level 50


The Operator

Reach Level 100

the first two are will come naturally the more you play , its the last one who is a bit grindy , by the time you reach level 50 you will have almost all of the other achievements , to reach level 100 you need to play for an additional 20-25 hours.

that'll be all folks , good luck and have fun.