you must go to verizon city and read a book about the hood called backstreet boys to find a map which leads you to the jesus stone

To get the jesus stone, you must defeat alex kidd from jetpack joyride in a brawl. however he is a wimp and will die as soon as you walk to his general direction.

after you retrieve the jesus stone from either pokemon: insomnia or pokemon: seizure you can now play this game. it is important you get it from one of those 2 games before ever even having this in your library or else you will never unlock the fight with mega satan. You must show the stone to either knuckles or rogue, depending, on which pokemon game you got it from. Either way, the train will crash into a cloud having all the passengers fall out, luckily using sonic to cushion all their falls, hence this game being about the murder of sonic the hedgehog.

Once the passengers fall you must beat heavy from team fortress 2 in a dance dance revolution match. unfortunately i suck at rhythm games so i could not experience this and rather had to win by switching to spy, disguising as Widow from overwatch, and backstabbing him.

During this all, Eggman is making an announcement that you have 24 hours before his, laser, droplets hit the earth. you must use the wings of flight gifted to you by palutena to reach the moon, where you fight against bowser in a wedding suit. after winning you fight eggman in his battle bus which you must explode his turrents to win and you must orange justice on eggman's dead rotting corpse.

after going to hell and then dying for the murder of Dr.eggman (that is what the game is named, after all) and must fight mega satan, you must become guppy, isaac's dead cat, and bend the universe to your advantage, but you can actually beat this if you pause and insert a special cheat code only obtained by dialing jessica from who framed roger rabbit's phone number, this is only available in the deluxe edition featuring the entire film and an extreme zoom-in of each actor's right eyeball, after inserting the code you get a 1 way ticket to Albequerque with your first choice to put mega satan on the plane with you, however he dies because he didn't have his tray table up and his seatback in the full upright position

i hope you enjoyed as i took you through this guide