As you all know The Finals is the best multiplayer game that came out in the past 5 years. And a great game always has a great and loyal fan base but mot of these are sweats and no lifers who can only bash about how broken Light class is , anyways today we are going to explore a very new topic in this community and that is " How to get a mate by being a Finals degenerate" .

1. YES you have to stop complaining about how broken the light class is and how annoying it is to die by the hands of a stun and cloak light , Accept the skill issue and "git gud", women like men who accept their flaws and improve upon them :).

2. WE humans are the apex predators , we achieved this honorable status because of our intelligence and wits but it seems many members of our species can't use those said "instincts" and "brain cells" this might be a sign of mental disorders but cmon who is born this stupid anyways , ahem anyways what i mean to say is use your brain , we have a 1.5 kilograms of apex thinking machine and you have to use it , use your game sense please don't be that guy and hold back your team by being bad at the game , women love men who are perfectionists even tho women ain't one anyways .

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Now that i have tlked about two most important things in the game , lets talk about things outside the game :).

1. I know being a sweat and reaching emerald in just 2 days into start of a new season is fun but its a curse for people in 3 Kilometer radius of you , you stinky bastard :(.

2. You're just mentally ill , keep chivalry alive and respect women , in fact respect everyone don't be an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

3. We humans are social creatures hence we need social interactions , PLZ for gods sake touch grass go for walks go for parties and get some Huzz.

4. yes your food affects your charm and looks .

5. A fit body will help you bang your HUZZ for long intervals of time , longer than you can stall a cashout you idiot .


this is aurasaura signing out 07