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This Guide is For "Shipping Build 1.04v" .


Some Stuff isn´t Working in "PublicBeta1.04.01v"


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Weapon-Wheel & "How it Works" !

How the Current Save and Spawn System Work´s.
All Item´s currently spawn Infinitely when Re-Loading a or Going Into a Load Zone.
Which mean´s you can stock up Mostly Everything on Early Monday if you just reload certain spots.

- This is 𝐍𝐎𝐓 Working in "Open Beta 1.4.01".

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  • Let´s Say your WW-Key is Middle Mouse.

  • "Tapping" it brings out your LAST USED WEAPON !.

  • "Holding" it brings out your Weapon-Wheel !.

  • Your "Holster-Key" is V. - This only HIDES your Weapon.

  • Moving your Mouse "Highlight´s" a Category.

  • W / S Moves ⬆️ / ⬇️ in that Category.

  • A / D Moves ⬅️ / ➡️ in that Category. ( When Aviable ).


  • In "Free Hand´s" 🙌 Mode press RC to Choose an "Emoticon / Dance".



Weapon´s & Ranking 🔫
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  • Finger Gun - We come to this in a...Bang!
  • S - Should be used as much as Possible.
  • A - Should be used often.
  • B - Good But Has Downsides.
  • C - Good But Has Many Downsides.
  • D - Only Good in Very specific uses which we come to in a sec.
  • F - Don´t Even use this.
  • - X - - Unrated.

  • HS = Headshots // RC = Right Click.

  • 🕐 = Reload Time.
  • ❌ = Scope.
  • 😇 = Pacifist.
  • 😈 = Postal~
  • 🥤 = Akimbo-Soda.
  • 🧫 = Catnip.
  • 💊 = Vitamin-X.
  • 💫 = "Stun".
  • 🔥 = Burn.
  • 💥 = Explosive.
  • ⚡ = "Shocking".
  • 🔄 = "Other way around".
  • 🚁 = Helicopter.
  • 🤮 = Puking - This happens when People either Get Pissed on...... or "At Pure Random".
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  • Finger Gun ! 👉
  • This Gun "Technically" Can´t be Obtained by Normal Means.
  • Managed to get it, Just won´t Reveal My Secret "Here".
  • Has No Reload !!! 🕐.
  • Normal Shot´s Will Kill or Amputate limbs with ease. HS Kill to 95%
  • Exceptionally destructive with 💥.
  • Goes BANG!
  • Can Hold to Fire.
  • Has No Zoom (Duh).
  • Doesn´t count as "Weapon" when waving around Unless you´re Wanted.
  • Because "Technically" a Cheat Weapon has it´s Own Tier.

  • M60 🔭
  • This Heavy Machine Gun will Plow through Anything like a Hot Knife through Butter.
  • Has a VERY Long 🕐 compared to all other Gun´s.
  • Should be used with 🥤 to Not Care about 🕐.
  • VERY Good Against 🚁.
  • S+++ With Akimbo // S Without


  • Fournicator 🔭
  • This Monster of a Shotgun will Destroy Anything you will Come Across.
  • Can Shoot 4 Individual or At once with RC.
  • S+++


  • Revolver 🔫
  • Holds 7 Bullets. Shot´s Will Kill or Amputate limbs with ease. HS Kill !!.
  • When Meter is at least 1 Bar You can Aim up to 7 Target´s ( when FULL ).
  • The Lock-on Mechanic isn´t that Good compared to .
  • "Kind of" Worse when using Akimbo since you can´t Use The Lock-on.
  • Can Hold to Fire.
  • S // S++ When Meter is Full


  • Dilbow 🏹
  • Kills Anythying with HS. Except Bosses of Course.
  • Can Pierce Multiple Enemy´s
  • Always Shoot´s Straight.
  • Not Good Against 🚁.
  • Can´t use 🥤.
  • Can´t "Find" Ammo unlike All other 🔫.

  • Only found 2 Locations .


  • - New C0ck Asian - Upper floors in a Room on a Chest. Thursday Only !!



  • - BDSM Shop - 451 Code Door - On The Bed. Tuesday & Thursday.



  • S- Given All Those Factors



  • Piss 🚾
  • Only Hold to use Properly. if you "Tap" you use more ammo.
  • Cop´s won´t arrest you when your Meat is out !
  • Enemy´s Will 🤮 on each other, 💫 for a few Seconds.
  • Use 💊 to Fling Enemy´s back & Piss Out 🔥 More Effectively.
  • Piss on Yourself when you 🔥 (duh).
  • Only Really usefull for 😇.
  • S-


  • Ingram 🔫
  • Light 1 Handed Machine Gun With 50 Bullets Per Mag.
  • Very Innacurate on Long Distances. Especially without Scope ❌.
  • Can Be used on 🦼.
  • Can´t Use Special Ammo.
  • A+


  • Pigeon Mine 🕊️
  • Can be Thrown or Placed down with RC*.*This can be used to Duplicate at Ammo Challanges.
  • Very Effective for the "Kill 🔟 🐇" Challange.
  • Very Effective against "Masses" of People.
  • "Allergic" to 🔥 & 💥.
  • S+


  • M16 🔫
  • Holds 35 Shots Relatively Accurate On Longer Distances.
  • Can Attach Scope ❌.
  • A++


  • AK 🔫
  • Holds 30 Shots Relatively Accurate On Longer Distances.
  • Can Attach Scope ❌.
  • A+


  • Rocket Launcher 🚀
  • Can Hold to shoot.
  • Can Use Heatseeker or Cat´s for Homing Missles.
  • Always shoot´s Straight.
  • Relatively Long 🕐.
  • Explosions Are Devestating against nearly Anything.
  • A+


  • Shotgun 🔫
  • Hold´s 8 Shots.
  • Longer 🕐 when Reaching 0.
  • Can Hold to shoot.
  • Not Really Reliable Compared to the rest of 🔫.
  • Can Attach Scope ❌.
  • D-


  • P350 🔫
  • Can´t Hold. Must "Tap" shoot. Very Accurate On Long Distances.
  • Fastest 1 Handed Gun.
  • Can´t Attach Scope ❌.
  • Can´t Use Special Ammo.
  • Can Be used on 🦼.
  • B-


  • Pistol 🔫
  • Hold´s 7 Shots. Alway´s Shoot´s straight but is "too slow".
  • Can Attach Scope ❌.
  • Can Be used on 🦼.
  • B - - -


  • Rattler ⚓
  • Can Switch Between Rattler and Weight.
  • Nobody in their right 🧠 would use the Weight.
  • Can Pull On "Hooks" Or Human´s (Sadly doesn´t Pull you toward´s Human´s)
  • Must Charge Before running.
  • Gimmick Weapon But In a Cool Way.
  • A+ S+ If they Change it to be Pulling toward´s Human´s


  • Machete 🔪
  • Sadly not as Good as it was in .
  • Need´s To be Hold aka. Charged to be Effective.
  • Amputate Limbs & Chop off Head´s with Relative Ease once you get the Hang of it.
  • Can Be Thrown Like a Boomerang on RC.
  • A-


  • Squirt Gun 9K 🔫
  • Can Change Between ⛽ ,💧, 🚾.
  • Reload gives more Pressure.
  • Piss Always 💫🤮. Really usefull For 😇 if you can get enough.
  • 🔥/ ⛽ Should be used with Caution.
  • 💧 is "Almost" unusable & Pretty Rare too.
  • RC Turns On / Off Fire Nosle.
  • C-


  • Flare Gun 🔫
  • 1 single Shot which 🔥 Enemy´s.
  • Can Hold to shoot.
  • Beware of 🔥 yourself.
  • Can Be used on 🦼.
  • C-


  • Hunting Rifle 🔭
  • Hold´s 5 Bullet´s. 100% Accurate On Looong Distance.
  • Can Use Special Ammo.
  • Kills to 95% on Body Shot´s.
  • Has a "SlowMo - Lock on" When using 🧫.
  • Relatively Long 🕐.
  • Zoom just Drops my FPS to 0-10
  • C- S+ if the Zoom would "Work" Correctly


  • Granades 💣
  • Throw Or Drop With RC*. *This can be used to Duplicate at Ammo Challange.
  • Explodes After Roughly 3-4 Seconds or When Being Kicked "4" Times (5th 💥!!!).
  • Massive 💥 Damage toward´s anything including yourself.
  • "Relatively Short" Range Despite Being Throwable.
  • Can´t Run while Winding Up or 🔄.
  • C+

  • Molotov 🧴
  • Throw Or Drop With RC.
  • Shatters On Impact /// After Roughly 5~ Seconds.
  • 🔥 Damage toward´s anything including yourself.
  • "Relatively Short" Range Despite Being Throwable.
  • Can´t Run while Winding Up or 🔄.
  • C-
Weapon´s No.2 🔫
  • Chainsaw 😈
  • Run´s on Gas.
  • Use to Cut Limbs & Chop off Head´s with Ease.
  • Short range
  • C-


  • Shovel 🥄
  • The Ol Reliable. Bash off Some Head´s !
  • Short Range But Kills Most Enemy´s with a Few Jabs.
  • "Unfortunately" Not Really Usefull Compared to The Rest.
  • Has Side Quest ✔️.
  • D-


  • Mallet 🔨
  • Bash or Throw with RC
  • VERY Long Throw Distance.
  • Normal Throw´s are 😇.
  • 💊 Vitamin-X Throw´s KILL! 😈 *SPLAT*
  • D+


  • Sledge Hammer ⚒️
  • Bash or Throw with RC
  • VERY Long Throw Distance.
  • Can Destroy "Some" Door´s with it.
  • Normal Throw´s are 😈.
  • 💊 Vitamin-X Throw´s KILL! 😈 *SPLAT*
  • D++


  • Baton 🍢
  • Baton - 😈 BIG F
  • Shocker - 😇. ⚡ & you Get Gun´s so. A++
  • Padded - 😇 but ... meh .... Never used it once. F


  • Spraycan ✨
  • Relatively Long Range. 😇. But i never used it Much.
  • "May" Be good...But is Kinda "Meh"
  • - X - - Unrated


  • Gasoline ⛽
  • Pour with LC and set Thing´s on 🔥 with RC.
  • Also is your Chainsaw Ammo.
  • I personally dislike using 🔥 sooo ...
  • - X - - Unrated


  • Scissors ✂️
  • Throw 1 or 5 With RC.
  • Single Shot´s can be Picked up if you should miss.
  • More of a "Gimmick" Weapon but better than in .
  • B+


  • Mop 🧹
  • Short range. 😈.
  • Has Side Quest ✔️.
  • Meh... F


  • Decapitated Head 💀
  • Only Obtained With Machete & Chainsaw 😈.
  • Must be "Picked Up".
  • Bash or Throw with RC.
  • Unfortunately RC Doesn´t Have much "FORCE" behind it ☹️
  • D-


  • Cat Claws / Urine 🐈
  • Temporary during Cat Dude Mission.
  • Claw´s only Kill 🐇🐤🐱 Quickly. Human´s take a bit.
  • Use The Urine to "Pacifist-Kill" the the "Dog Boss"
  • - X - - Unrated


  • Petition 📑🔫
  • Temporary. During Mike-J & Joseph Below´s* Errand.
  • Replaces your Emote Wheel / Free Hand´s Mode 🙌.
  • Holster Key is "this Weapon".
  • Must Be used With 🔫 Mode During Joseph Below´s*.
  • When 🔫 is out RC to ask for 📑. ... Otherwise Gun Go Pew !😈.
  • - X - Unrated.


  • "Object´s"♟️
  • Some Object´s Like 🥫 ,🏀,🗳️,🗑️ ETC. Can Be Picked up with E .
  • Some "Heavy" Object´s cause Enemy´s to Fall Over.
  • Not Really a Weapon and more to "F*ck around with People"
  • - X - - Unrated
☄️ Special Ammo & Items ☄️



  • Special Ammo is Bound to your Magazine size. Use with the M16 as it has 35 Bullets per Mag. Most OP With Finger Gun

  • 💥Explosive - The Most Devestating option. Use with Caution as you can Damage yourself.
  • 🔥 Fire - Well ... It sets Enemy´s on Fire and Potentially Yourself. Use With Caution.
  • ⚡Shock - Shocks Enemy´s Instantly... *Zap*
  • 💉 Tranqualizer - Put your Foe´s to Sleep. But Takes too long to be usefull.
  • 🥤 Akimbo - only uses Right Hand for Spacial Ammo.

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  • 💵 - Money - Use to buy items & Bribe 👮‍♂️.

  • 🚬 - Crack Pipe - Use to Get 125 Hp. Withdrawal is a B1tch tho.

  • 🥤- Akimbo Soda - 🕐 Works on All except Sniper, Squirt Gun, Dilbow.

  • 🧫 - Catnip - Slow down Time & *Get Fancy Animations. (*Single Gun Mode Only)!

  • 💊 - Vitamin X - Boosts your 🏃💨 , 🦿 , 🚾, 🔨.

  • ❤️ - First Aid - Heal´s 30Hp on Normal. Can´t Be Stored.

  • 🍪 - Dog Treat´s - Heal´s 1. Almost useless. 🐶 barely care about it.

  • 🍗🍩🍕 - Health Items - Each Heal a Small amount of Health.🍩 can use to Lure 👮.

  • 🛡️ - Vest´s - Drain´s From the Vest´s. You Still Get Damaged so watch your ❤️.

  • ❌- Scope - Use on The Ingram , Shotgun , Pistol , M16 , AK .

  • 🍾 - Water Bottle - Refills Piss🚾. Also Heals Sligthly.

  • 👮‍♂️ - Cop Outfit - Only In The Police Station Near The Prison 🏛️.

  • 🔰 - Cop Badge- Only Works with 👮Cop Outfit. Use to Get rid of your Wanted.

  • 🔗 - Handcuffs - Can Be used To Play Kinky Games with your Enemy´s.

  • 😺 - Living Cat´s - Can be used from Silenced guns to Homing Rocket´s.

  • 💀😺 - Dead Cat´s - It´s Dead and has No use ...

  • 💀🐶 - Dead Dog´s - It´s Dead and has No use ...

  • 💀🐀 - Lé Rat - Casino Kitchen Sidequest. Must be 😈,No Option For 😇.

  • 🧯 - Fire Hose - Only usefull for Fire FIghter Sidequest.

  • 🖼️ - Art Piece - Return for some Goodies. Can be done ♾️.

  • 🧸- Dolls - Collect Dolls to Exchange for 💵 & Prizes.

  • 🗺️ - Map Piece - Map with a Location and 684 Scribbled on. (Map Guide).

  • 👽 - Alien Skull - Can´t do anything .... yet ... ( can be obtained more than once ).

  • ☄️ - Nitro - Boosts your E-Scooter. Cost 50$ per Can.

  • 🦼 - E Scooter - Sucks Without Nitro. 35$ Per ☄️🦼.

  • 🏎️ - Buggy - Slightly faster, way more "Buggy" (hah!). Can´t use ☄️. 100$ Per 🏎️.

  • 📑 - Petition - Temporary. Are you Gonna Sign this ? Mike J & Joseph Bellows* *Optional.

  • 🚽 - Bidet Part´s - Temporary for Mike J Mission.

  • 📦 - Box - Temporary. with "mysterious" content.

  • 🎫 - Unpaid Ticket - Temporary. Will You Pay for it ?

  • 🥛 - Milk - Obtained during Cat Dude.
    Can be used to "kill" Dude´s "Dad". Place On Table after Going into the elevator.

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  • 🎒 - 2x Size Backpack- Aviable on Monday. Doubles All Carry capacity. Cost 150$.

  • 🎒 - Black Hole Backpack - Aviable on Tuesday. ♾️ Carry capacity. Cost 699$.

  • 🎒 - Outfit Bag - Here you store your Clothes.

  • 🦸‍♂️ - Drag Outfit - Only Found During Mike J Petition in "Lil´s Fashion".

  • 👕🧥👚 - See Clothe´s Guide Or 100% Guide For Details.

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  • 💳 - Weapon License - Open Carry Except Shovel, Baton , Mallet, Mop.
    1. Small - 900$ - Pistol , Ingram , P350 , Revolver.

    2. Large - 1250$ - Shotgun , M16 , AK.

    3. Heavy - 1500$ - M60 , Fournicator , Granades , Rocket , Rifle.

    4. Exotic - 1100$ - Rattler, Machete, Molotov , Chainsaw , Dilbow , Flare Gun.

    5. Very Small - 5000$ - P3nis - Doesn´t allow to Piss in Public.
ATM´s & Money Safe´s & Other 🏧
There´s quite a few of These 🏧.
Kick Them to Get Some Money 💵.
Not All of these Replenish for Different Day´s.










Money Safe´s + Combination´s (so far)












🎎♟️ - Garden Gnomes - "Pick Up" Gnomes & get to 🕳️ for 100$ 💵. ‎ ‎ ‎Can do ♾️.














💱 - Trading Standees - Trade ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🚬 , ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🧫 , ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🐈 , ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 💊 , ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🥤 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ by 5x or ALL for 💵.


















🏎️🏆 - Racing Track - "No Picture Here" - Just Win the races....Should be ez.
Wanted Level & "How it Works" !
The Upper Row is without 👮‍♂️ Cop Outfit !

If you "Attack" (ANY) , Show your Meat , Break into 🏘️ , or do otherwise "Suspicous" stuff.

  • 1st Lv. = "Pensive" - Easy to get rid of this Status. 🏃💨 & Hide.

  • 2nd Lv. = "Suspicous" - Takes Slightly Longer to get rid of. 🏃💨 & Hide.

  • 3rd Lv. = "Alerted !" - You´ve been "caught". Hard to get rid of without using 💵.

  • 4th Lv. = "WANTED !" - You Done For.... Sends out 2x 🚁 & Lot´s of 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️ !!
    Almost "impossible" to get rid of.




Row Underneath is with 👮‍♂️ Cop Outfit !

  • 1st Lv. = "Pensive" - Easy to get rid of this Status. 🏃💨 & Hide.

  • 2nd Lv. = "Suspicous" - Takes Slightly Longer to get rid of. 🏃💨 & Hide.

  • 3rd Lv. = "Alerted !" - You´ve been "caught". Hard to get rid of without using 🔰 Badge.

  • 4th Lv. = "WANTED !" - use 🔰 Badge. to get rid of this Status.


Alternatively "could" use 💵 to Bribe if You´re NOT *Wanted !*...... But ... Why Would you do That .....😇😈
Preparing for 😇 Run
IMPORTANT FOR PACIFIST !!!
  • Check Your Phone Tab Every few Minutes to see if you Killed NPC´s or Animals.



  • 🐇🐤🐱 Easy to Kill By Accident with your 🦼🏎️ or 🔥💥.

  • Make SEPERATE SAVES so you don´t accidentally save when you killed something.

  • Prepare to get frustrated & bored.
Monday
After The Intro , Get your 📝 & Ask People until you´re prompted to get to the Job Agency 🏢.



After Talking to Belows , go behind His Counter.


Here is problably the Easiest and Fastest Way to get your Baton which will be your Bread and Butter for most of the Time. it has 3 Modes but you only should use Stun Mode. Enemy´s drop Guns and Fall to the Ground Which is Very useful when getting crowded in a corner.




You Have The Choice of :
  • 🏛️👮 - Prison Guard - Escape the Prison 🏛️
  • 🐶😺 - Animal Control - Catch 6🐶 & 8😺
  • 💩⚒️ - Sewer Worker - Replace Light´s 💡 , Fix Water Supply⚒️💧 , Unclog Pipes💩.
  • 👨‍🚒🧯 - Fire Fighter - Optional Quest. Get 100$ 💵
  • 👨‍🏫🏠 - Art Lover- Optional Quest. See 100% Guide For Details.
  • 🏕️🔥 - Camping Fire - Optional. Aviable Monday. Get´s you 10 ❌.
  • 🍚❎ - Hidden Sugar - Optional. ONCE. Monday. Get´s you some Crack Pipes.

🏕️🔥 - Camping Fire - Go to This Guy. Accept. Use ⛽ / 🔥 To Ignite the It.













I "personally" start with the 🏛️ Prison, it´s The closest to The Job Agency 🏢.

Make Sure you save BEFORE Entering The 🏛️ Prison. There has been several reports of various Bug´s which cause you to get Locked.


The Code for the Main Door is 111 . Afterwards you can either use 969 or 696.
The Red , Green , Blue rooms are always random in order as well as the Numbers.
I personally Chose to Just Run Past Everyone instead of even Trying to fight them.
Armory A-1 : 057
Armory B-1 : 137
Armory C-1 : 716




👨‍🚒🧯 - Fire Fighter is Optional - but Gives you 100$ 💵

-In This Small Shed is A Fire Hose if you Missed it At The Prison.



🐶😺 - Animal Catcher - is Very "easy".



  • The 😺 are Easy to Catch when keeping Ducked and Approaching them from Behind.
    Right Picture.

  • The 🐶 are Easy to catch when you Piss on them instead of using the Treat´s.
    Use the Treat´s to Heal instead. Left Picture.


💩⚒️ - Sewer Worker - Split into 3 Segment´s

I personally Chose The Light´s 💡 First .

Then Fix The Water Supply⚒️💧.
Because it Lead´s to The Pipes.

Unclogging the Pipes "should" be easy to do with Granades 💣.





🍚❎ - Hidden "Sugar" - I did this on Thursday just to see if it can be done Later.
Is Optional and can only be done ONCE!. 🚔🚓 Came after i Re-Loaded.













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𝗔𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗬𝗼𝘂´𝗿𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗥𝗼𝗮𝗺 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗢𝗿 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝗮 𝗗𝗮𝘆. ______( "Any Day" ).
🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺
Tuesday
Starting with "paying" the Ticket. 🎫












On to Meet Associate Just go to Fast Travel 🗺️ Icon.


You will wake up in El Plagos Mansion 🏰.
Take the Shortcut through the Tunnels.











  • 🧱👮‍♂️ - Border Patrol - Shoot Them over The Wall.

  • 📦💊 - Package Delivery // 😺 "Cat Dude" - Split Into 3 Sections.

  • 🎨🛑 - Tag Turf - Indicated by⚡ Symbols.




🧱👮‍♂️ - Border Patrol - Shoot em over the Wall.
Really not much to explain.

Shooting 🥫 with 👩‍🌾 Doesn´t Count As 😈.












📦💊 - Package Delivery //😺 "Cat Dude"
SAVE BEFORE DELIVERY !!!!












🎨🛑 - Tag Turf - Just look at the map for the ⚡.




Wednesday
Starting at Mike J´s 🚽 Mansion you have the Options of.

  • ⛲📝- Bidet Petitionier - Get 🦸‍♂️ BEFORE - 🔟 People to Sign. - "Can do anywhere"

  • ⛲🛠️- Bidet Installer - Install the Parts Mike J Gave You.

  • 👩‍🌾🧼 - Mexi Cleaner - Get Rid of The 💩 Piles.

  • 🔞🏝️- Kunny Island - "Sabotage" the island.

  • 🧹💨 - House Cleaner - Optional Side-Quest - Get´s you a couple 🍕



If you haven´t Gotten a Rattler ⚓. "Close" to 🏗️ Challange. Industrial Area.
















🔞🏝️- Kunny Island - Should be our First Stop. SAVE ON THE PARKING LOT!!!













🧹💨 - House Cleaner - CLOSE ENOUGH~ "Near" Mike J´s 🚽 Mansion .












⛲🛠️- Bidet Installer - This one "shouldn´t" be hard. just RUN !!!













👩‍🌾🧼 - Mexi Cleaner - Get Rid of The 💩 Piles.










⏩⏩⏩ SAVE BEFORE GOING IN THE SKY LIFT 🚟 !!! ⏪⏪⏪
You´r Stuff Get´s Stolen By Redneck´s .... AGAIN! __You will Keep 🦸‍♂️
Thursday
Starting at 🌲Cabin in The Wood´s🌲.











Make sure you Got anything you Need. (Side Pickups)
⏩⏩⏩ SAVE BEFORE GOING IN THE SKY LIFT 🚟 !!! ⏪⏪⏪


Coming Out You start next to Vince´s House 🏘️.

  • 📑🔫 - Joseph Below´s - Optional - Get 8 / 10 Signatures. gets you 100$.

  • 🔴🔵 - Vote Governour - Just Vote. "Can Use For Item Duplication"

  • 🏆🦼 - Fix Race - "Arguably" the "Hardest" Mission.

  • 🎲💰 - Pit Boss - Get Through 🔥 to Get 💰.

  • 💀🐀 - Lé Rat - Optional - 😈. Can Only Be done Thursday.

  • 🕹️⚗️ - Game Tester - "You Want to Play a Game?" .




📑🔫 - Joseph Below´s - Job Agency 🏢 - *See Weapon´s No.2 Section*














🕹️⚗️ - Game Tester - Split Between Easy‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ //‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Hard Route.














🔴🔵 - Vote Governour - ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ RED 🔴 = Vote Red‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ //‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ BLUE🔵 = Vote Blue














🏆🦼 - Fix Race - THIS DOES NOT WORK IN PUBLIC BETA !














💀🐀 - Lé Rat - Optional - 😈. Can Only Be done Thursday.
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ CAN´T Be done for 😇.














🎲💰 - Pit Boss - Get Through 🔥 to Get 💰.
Friday / Apocalypse
Starting at The Boss Tower 👁️🗼.


  • 😇🤖 - Pacify Merc - "Kill" Hardrock in The Mall 🛒.

  • 🕵️👽 - Treasure Hunter - Get The 👽 Inside The Mines ⛏️.

  • 🌊🚲 - Dam Inspector - DO SOME PLUGGING !!!




😇🤖 - Pacify Merc - "Kill" Hardrock in The Mall 🛒













🕵️👽 - Treasure Hunter - *Indiana Jones Theme Plays*













🌊🚲 - Dam Inspector - Fück This Mission....












You will Come out Next to the Art Gallery 🖼️.

⏩⏩⏩⏩ Save DIRECTLY After your Last Mission BEFORE 📲 !!! ⏪⏪⏪⏪
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ So You can Kill Mike J Faster


If you did all of These on 😇 you will get a 📲 to
Meet The Boss 👁️


🥛 - Milk - Obtained during Cat Dude.


-‎ ‎If you Don´t Want to "Fight" just place 🥛 on the Table BEFORE the Cutscene Play´s.

🏆🎖️ YOUR´E WINNER ! 🎖️🏆



You Crazy Mofo Congertulation´s





If you made it this Far , just load your last save and Kill a Person with Kicks 🦵.

✅Challanges made "Easy"✅
Since the 🏗️ at the Industrial Park is Notoriously Difficult , Here´s some "Easy" options.

Getting Up 🏗️ Easy.

( Alternatively you can also set on "Aim Assist" for This one. Thx to "Rival the Eminent" )











Finishing 🏗️ Challange Easy.











🔥🔪 Burn Butcher - Easy with Max. People, 🧫 & 🚬 .











Kill 🔟 🐇 - Very Quick Done with some 🕊️.











🦼🔫 - Scoot Scoot - Set Pop Max , use Catnip , GG , Works on all similar Challanges.

🔮‎ ‎ ‎ Cheat´s‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🔮
⚡ CHEAT`S DEACTIVATE ACHIEVEMENT`S ⚡


Use the ^ and type Sissy to activate

Here Could be a Cheat List Text ... But it isn´t.


Ragdoll Disables Fall Damage


As Stated in the pic, Only Works on US Keyboard.
☢️‎ ‎ ‎ Last Words‎ ‎ ‎ ☢️
i will finish editing this guide "on the fly" as all my others.

But should be "Almost" complete. This Guide has been wrote when Co-op wasn´t done.

(1.04.01 is Out)


ALL I WANTED WAS A KROTCHY FOR CHRISTMAS ~



5 Comments
SkyTheBastard  [author] 3 Apr @ 4:28pm 
:DukeExplosion: :DukeExplosion: :DukeExplosion: AND THEN EVERYONE DIED :DukeExplosion: :DukeExplosion: :DukeExplosion:
SkyTheBastard  [author] 3 Apr @ 5:33am 
:krochie: ALL I WANTED WAS A KROTCHY FOR CHRISTMAS ~ :krochie:
Tombot 17 Mar @ 9:35am 
Yeah, that's the gun I meant, I thought it was called a M4.
SkyTheBastard  [author] 17 Mar @ 6:47am 
@Tombot The M16 Has 5 More Bullets tho :shotty:
Tombot 16 Mar @ 3:42pm 
The baton is great for Pacifists, just switch it to taser and zap any enemies with it. It has infinite charge and they will likely drop their weapon, disarming them and allowing you to pick it up. Taser ammo I think works best with the M4 because it only takes four bullets on average to make an enemy drop their weapon, and its non-lethal so even if the don't drop their weapon you can just shoot them with it until they fall down and it won't count as a kill.