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HOW TO QUIT APEX LEGENDS
By Onigiri
Together we heal, together we rise. Stronger together, brighter tomorrow. Recovery starts with small steps. Hope is the vaccine for despair. Adapt, overcome, ...blah blah blah
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Category: Secrets
Languages: English
Posted
20 Apr @ 6:47am
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Guide Index
Overview
Step 1: Uninstall Apex Legends 
Step 2: Fill the Void 
Step 3: Therapy 
Final Statement 
join me in retirement my lads 
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Step 1: Uninstall Apex Legends
The start to recovery
        
  • Open Steam.
        
  • Navigate to Apex Legends.
        
  • Click “Uninstall.”
Take a deep breath. You’re free now.
Step 2: Fill the Void
Apex Legends leaves a hole. Fill it before it fills you again.
        
  • Pick up a new hobby: gym, drawing, writing, reading, literally anything.
        
  • Play cozy games instead. Stardew Valley won’t yell at you for not clutching.
        
  • Touch grass. Meet sunlight. Connect with our lord and saviour and reintroduce yourself to non-frag-based dopamine.
Step 3: Therapy
This game has done a lot of damage. It’s okay to admit it.
        
  • Talk to someone about the time your teammates disconnected after getting knocked.
        
  • Work through the betrayal of bronze lobby in the name of teaming.
        
  • Accept your past self. Forgive them. Move on.
Final Statement
The urge to queue "one more time" will always linger, but know that you are not alone.

If you follow these steps, you may one day utter the words:

“Yeah, I used to play Apex Legends... but I’m better now.”

I wish you all a speedy and healthy road to recovery, God Bless.
join me in retirement my lads

The real quest is in living, not just gaming. It's time to level up your life.
12 Comments
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leomirez00 13 May @ 8:43pm 
i fucked up and played for another 2 years
RedX 13 May @ 12:41pm 
I caved in and "tried one more time" after a year and some more, yeah, waste of bandwith. I will just keep myself to emulation and killing AYYYLMAOS in XCOM
gear 9 May @ 3:47am 
thanks yoou save my life
Sprizz 7 May @ 11:10am 
I just can’t resist... it’s like the game knows how to sink its claws in deep, and every time I think I’m done, I’m pulled right back in.
Onigiri  [author] 6 May @ 10:14pm 
Im sorry :needy_bear:
Thurston Furcok 6 May @ 10:05am 
I dont believe you. Im just not ready.
Onigiri  [author] 27 Apr @ 8:19pm 
thanku :mikuDIVA:
L3nNuK 27 Apr @ 8:35am 
nice job:zombiethumbsup::zombiethumbsup::zombiethumbsup:
$p@rr0w 25 Apr @ 7:59am 
Open Steam.
    
Navigate to Apex Legends.

Play another 5 hours straight.

I'm progressing but slowly: first two steps are routine now.
Onigiri  [author] 24 Apr @ 11:45am 
bbc indeed