Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to get a team fortress 2 girlfriend (not patched)
By infam0Z fabulas
In this guide i will provide you with a step by step guide on how to get girls on team fortress 2 and maybe find the love of your life and maybe get married

WARNING THIS METHOD HAS A 100% WORKING RATE YOU MIGHT ATTRACT TOO MANY GIRLS
   
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STEP 1 PLAY DAILY
This step requires you to play daily and have a minimum of 5k hours

Tf2 girls love men who play alot or daily this proves that you are always on the grind and never off the game which shows your dedication that you can put into the relationship this inturn will attract girls to come and chat with you because they cannot resist such a dedicated man!
(Your chances double if you gain weight,have bad posture and dont brush your teeth)
STEP 2 WEALTH
This step requires you to spend all your income on tf2 unu or rare hats

Ever noticed how women mostly go for the rich men and never the broke men. This also applies in tf2 as the girls will notice your flaming spelled hat and will instantly fall in love the amount of times this method has worked is pretty insane id recommend if you work a 9-5 you MUST spend your money on tf2.
(The required amount you need to spend is ATLEAST 5k and thats generous if im being honest)


(image of a high value man)
3rd step Humor
This will work better if the women has reddit humor or band kid humor

A funny man is a sexy man and thats a fact lets be real if your not funny women WILL NOT give you a chance thats why u have to be as funny as possible and when ur serious pretend like u have no personality as ur personality (Smart 100 bois) this will trick the female brain into thinking ur a funny person who has no personality as their personality be sure to make it obvious that you dont care and have a cool pfp or a funny one like these (HOLY LOL😂🤣😂)

THIS IS IMPORTANT BE SURE TO BE A RACIST BUT MAKE SURE ITS IRONIC BUT BE A REAL ONE SO ITS 10x times funnier and troll black people by saying the n word girls like that🤣🤣
STEP 4 FINDING THE RIGHT GIRL
This step depends on your preference in girls!!


This step may seem foolish but finding the right girl is important so after the 3 steps you have successfully manged to attract a lot of girls which may range from a trans person to a beautiful femcel or a tf2 gamer girl with a life!

Now be sure to choose the sexiest one or who you may deem to have a better connection to you.

Here is a photo example of who and who not to choose:

This will help you choose correctly and not be friendzoned (like i was :(((() and be sure that they have some mental illness that will make it easier for you to groom i mean win over and this inturn will have you a girl for life so your mom could stop asking if you got a girlfriend and now you can show her that you found true love online
STEP 5 THE MEETUP
HUGEEE WARNING THIS IS OPTIONAL BUT RECOMMENDED

Now the final stage you've made it this far im proud of you little solider and now we must get over some checklists before you go to your date which is the area here are some recommended areas:
KFC
MCDonalds
Your home (very risky)
the park (also risky because you may get caught)
any far distant location out of the public
a motel


Now after were done with the location now it comes for the real important part which is
PRESENTATION!

Now you must wear something that will shock her and here are some good outfits you could wear on the first date (WARNING THIS DEPENDS ON YOUR WEIGHT AND BUILD THIS MAY NOT WORK FOR ALL)
NUMBER 1
be sure to wear shorts as to show your big calves girls really like thoese
Oh lalala😍😍
Number 2
wear a funny shirt that will lighten up the mood such as a tf2 shirt something like this She will love it trust me

Numero 3
Anything fashionable such as you know tik tok fashion or older brother core since its so hip and cool yk or let ur mom dress you for this occasion here are some examples:
(wow so fashionable please be my boyfriend 😘😘💖💋)

THIS IS IMPORTANT DO NOT SHOWER I REPEAT DO NOT SHOWER SHE WILL NOT LIKE THAT YOUR NOT SHOWING UR NATURAL SMELL WHICH WELL CAUSE HER TO DISLIKE YOU!!!!
THE END HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEW WIFE!!!!
Now that we have succesfully gotten you a girl you wouldnt mind leaving me a little award wouldnt you??

Please respond or add me if this method has not worked i will resolve it as quickly as i can!
BE SURE TO LIKE AND DROP A FAV OR AWARD!!! FOR MORE!!!!



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6 Comments
infam0Z fabulas  [author] 9 hours ago 
:lilcutie:
housesvicodin 12 hours ago 
this would so work on me
segucho 6 Jul @ 5:02pm 
3fs yay
infam0Z fabulas  [author] 6 Jul @ 11:47am 
dis is way 2 satisfiying :p2chell:
CB7Alex 6 Jul @ 8:13am 
yooo this worked thanks
TrixieMcWizardHat 5 Jul @ 10:39am 
why did a girl just spawn