Saturday Morning RPG

Saturday Morning RPG

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100% Achievement Guide - Saturday Morning RPG
By Raiden 雷電
Want to earn every achievements? Want to know how to get that one lousy achievement? This guide is for you!

Listed below are all 88 Achievements in the game and how to unlock them.

If you are looking to unlock a specific achievement, use Ctrl + F and search for the title.
   
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Macchio
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Macchio
Win 10 battles.
Self-explanatory
Lundgren
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Lundgren
Win 100 battles.
Self-explanatory
Van Damme
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Van Damme
Win 500 battles.
Self-explanatory
Stallone
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Stallone
Win 1000 battles.
Self-explanatory
Norris
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Norris
Win 5000 battles.
Self-explanatory
Number Five Is Alive
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Number Five Is Alive
Reach level 5.
Self-explanatory
These Go To Eleven
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These Go To Eleven
Reach level 11.
Self-explanatory.
Jump Street
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Jump Street
Reach level 21.
Self-explanatory.
You're The Best!
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You're The Best!
Reach level 50
Self-explanatory.
Chester Copperpot
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Chester Copperpot
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Self-explanatory.
RcRoll'd
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RcRoll'd
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Self-explanatory.
Outatime
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Outatime
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Pick 5 stickers with the lowest Scratch Difficulty value to unlock this achievement more easily.
Hood Genocider
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Hood Genocider
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Self-explanatory.
1.21 Gigawatts
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1.21 Gigawatts
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
You can use a calculator to figure out the right damage multiplier value you need to deal the required 121 points of damage.
16 Candles
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16 Candles
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
You have to cause a burn effect 16 times with the Basketball item in a single battle. The number of turns the burn effect lasts depends on the multiplier level you have when you use the item, however to unlock the achievement you will have to use the item more than once. You can also equip more than one Basketball if necessary.
It's Sticky
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It's Sticky
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers
Self-explanatory. You can find the Stickers in RcMeal boxes. Since the Stickers assignment is completely random you will have to open several hundred RcMeal boxes to find them all.
Total Protonic Reversal
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Total Protonic Reversal
Max out your multiplier.
You can use several turns to charge your multiplier and reach the max value.
Why'd It Have To Be Snakes?
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Why'd It Have To Be Snakes?
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Self-explanatory. Lizard Men can be found mostly in Episode 1: Dream of Destiny.
Better Off Dead
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Better Off Dead
Die 100 times.
Self-explanatory. Lose 100 battles.
Rise From Your Grave
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Rise From Your Grave
Retry a fight and win.
Self-explanatory. Lose any battle, select to retry and win.
Goonies Never Die
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Goonies Never Die
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Self-explanatory. Never lose a battle during an entire episode.
Hot Dog
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Hot Dog
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
During the battle with Skeleboar in Episode 1: Dream of Destiny his battle-dog Taco will run away, you have to click on before it gets out of the screen to unlock this achievement.
Righteous Dude
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Righteous Dude
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Self-explanatory. Get perfectly timed blocks (righteous defenses) in battles.
Jurk Murderer
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Jurk Murderer
Collect dinner for a friend.
Complete the The Jurks side-quest in Episode 1: Dream of Destiny.
Gordon
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Gordon
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
The achievement text says $100,000 but it's actually $10,000. It will take a long while to complete, you can sell your unused items for extra cash.
Wild Stallions
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Wild Stallions
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Keep using the Stripe Gum item in battles.
Albert
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Albert
Eat 1,000 food items.
Self-explanatory. Use the Pizza or Cookie items 1000 times in battles. It will take a long while.
Loved By Good
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Loved By Good
Complete 2 different episodes.
Self-explanatory.
Feared By Evil
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Feared By Evil
Complete 4 different episodes.
Self-explanatory.
Working Overtime Fighting Crime
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Working Overtime Fighting Crime
Complete 5 different episodes.
Self-explanatory. Cannot be unlocked yet since the last 2 episodes haven't been released yet.
A Real Hero
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A Real Hero
Complete 6 different episodes.
Self-explanatory. Cannot be unlocked yet since the last episode haven't been released yet.
No Guts No Glory
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No Guts No Glory
Help a student flush his toots.
Complete the Plunged quest in Episode 2: HOODwinked.
Dreams Come True
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Dreams Come True
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Complete the Freedom quest in Episode 2: HOODwinked.
The Fonz
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The Fonz
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Self-explanatory. Score perfect/righteous defenses and get the maximum attack power from attack gauges to get an higher battle rank.
Perfect Stranger
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Perfect Stranger
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
You can easily unlock this achievement by properly completing the War Game quest in Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot.

I'd Buy That For A Dollar
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I'd Buy That For A Dollar
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Self-explanatory.
Stanley's Vendetta
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Stanley's Vendetta
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Choose to side with Stanley and complete the Grueling quest in Episode 2: HOODwinked.
May's Report
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May's Report
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Choose to side with May O'Brian and complete the Grueling quest in Episode 2: HOODwinked.
Wonderful Toys
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Wonderful Toys
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Self-explanatory.
Nothing's Gonna Stand In Our Way
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Nothing's Gonna Stand In Our Way
Win an impossible battle.
You have to win the first battle with Commander HOOD in Episode 1: Dream of Destiny. You can use the Orbital Satellite Array Laser weapon you gain access to after completing the Blitzed quest in Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot, providing you saved it for a later use (it transfers between episodes). Note that such weapon can be used only once, you'll have to replay Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot to be able to use it again.
Punch-Out
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Punch-Out
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Self-explanatory. Keep using the the standard punch attack with the correct timing.
Tyson
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Tyson
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Self-explanatory. Use the standard punch attack to defeat 10 enemies in battles.
Electric Slide
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Electric Slide
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Self-explanatory. Use items that have a timed attack gauge and get the timing right 10 times during battles.
Charged With Battery
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Charged With Battery
Try all three charging methods.
Charge your multipler with each of the three available methods.
BADGES!?
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BADGES!?
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Self-explanatory.
Absolutely Nothing!
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Absolutely Nothing!
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Equip the Cardboard Box sticker and use it in battle.
You'll Get The Horns
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You'll Get The Horns
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Side with Bertha during the Bounty Hunt quest in Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot.
Lead the Team
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Lead the Team
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Complete the Blitzed quest in Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot.
Twin Pines
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Twin Pines
Play an episode twice
Self-explanatory.
Mess With The Bull...
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Mess With The Bull...
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Side with Bobby Jett and fight Bertha during the Bounty Hunt quest in Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot.
Does Machines
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Does Machines
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Self-explanatory. Sphere Bots can be fought in the Jean Claude Van Dam area of Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot or in the Episode 3 mode of Endless Battle.
Cool But Crude
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Cool But Crude
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Choose the Flood valve during the Ben Poops quest of Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot.
Party Dude
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Party Dude
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Choose the Drain valve during the Ben Poops quest of Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot.
Ticket Purchaser
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Ticket Purchaser
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Buy the ticket from Henry during the Hockey! quest in Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot.
Ticket Thief
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Ticket Thief
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
Have Charles Cheezer "buy" the ticket from Henry during the Hockey! quest in Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot.
I Got Your Number
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I Got Your Number
You called Jenny for a good time.
Use the Telephone item in a battle (found in the park area of Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot) to call the "867-5309" number.
Ask Your Parents
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Ask Your Parents
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Use the Telephone item in battles (found in the park area of Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot) and let it drain your money until you spend $1,000 (it's cumulative, there's no need to do it in a single battle).
The Only Way To Win
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The Only Way To Win
Defeat Super Computah.
Complete the War Game quest in Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot.

Supplies!
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Supplies!
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Keep using the Cereal Box item in battles until you get all four surprises (it doesn't have to be done in a single battle).
Feeling Randy
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Feeling Randy
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
In Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot during the V.I.B. quest you'll have to set up a date for Sarah. Talk with Randy Greenback, the bearded guy in front of the Greenback$ store in the town area to set up her date with him.
Team Effort
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Team Effort
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
In Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot during the V.I.B. quest you'll have to set up a date for Sarah. Talk with the basketball team in the town park area to set up her date with them.
A Friend Indeed
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A Friend Indeed
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
In Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot during the V.I.B. quest you'll have to set up a date for Sarah. Talk with Matt Conroy (your millionaire computer-genius friend) in the town park area to set up her date with him.
Everybody Hates Chris
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Everybody Hates Chris
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
In Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot during the V.I.B. quest you'll have to set up a date for Sarah. Talk with the rock in the lower-right part of the town park area to set up her date with him.
Bully The Bully
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Bully The Bully
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
In Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot during the V.I.B. quest you'll have to set up a date for Sarah. Talk with Blake next to the RcAstley's store in the town area to set up her date with him.
All Valley Karate Champ
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All Valley Karate Champ
Crane kick Billy.
During the battle with Billy in Episode 2: HOODwinked use the Karate Band item to enable the crane kick defense. When Billy will attack and you will automatically counter-attack with a crane-kick you will earn the achievement.
Mirror, Mirror
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Mirror, Mirror
Defeat Evil Marty.
Evil Marty can be found in the Magic Cave in Episode 1: Dream of Destiny. You will need three bones (found in Episode 1: Dream of Destiny, Episode 2: HOODwinked and Episode 3: To Bot Or Not To Bot) to complete the "I ♥ U" symbol and access the door that leads to Evil Marty.
Deflective
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Deflective
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Some enemies can launch projectiles (rocket fists, missiles, snow balls) during battles. If you get your timing right and score a righteous defense you can deflect those attacks.
Minion
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Minion
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Self-explanatory. Endless battle can be started from the main game menu.
Lackey
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Lackey
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Self-explanatory. Endless battle can be started from the main game menu.
Commander
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Commander
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Self-explanatory. Endless battle can be started from the main game menu.
Thunderdome
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Thunderdome
Win an arena battle.
Self-explanatory. Arena battles can be started from the main game menu.
A Crummy Commercial
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A Crummy Commercial
Use the decoder ring.
Use the Decoder Ring item in a battle. The decoder ring can be found in Episode 4: Ho Ho HOOD.
Fighting the Frizzies at Eleven
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Fighting the Frizzies at Eleven
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Set your system time to 11 'o clock and you will find the Frizzies (3 little furry balls) in the park area of the town in Episode 4: Ho Ho HOOD.
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out
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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Keep using the BB gun item in battles until it backfires, unlocking the achievement.
Sunglasses At Night
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Sunglasses At Night
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Use the Sunglasses item during any battle in Episode 4: Ho Ho HOOD.
Where The Real Money Is Made
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Where The Real Money Is Made
Retrieve Charles Cheezer's merchandise.
Complete the Merchandisin' side-quest in Episode 5: Spaced Out.
Rock Band
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Rock Band
Make Chris the robot band frontrock.
In Episode 5: Spaced Out during the Band of Bots side-quest you'll have to find a new band member. Talk with Chris Rock in the lower-right part of the town park area to choose him and then complete the quest.
Electric Shoes
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Electric Shoes
Make Kev the robot band frontman.
In Episode 5: Spaced Out during the Band of Bots side-quest you'll have to find a new band member. Talk with Kev in the lower-right part of the Jean Claude Van Dam area to choose him and then complete the quest.
Music Pirate
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Music Pirate
Make Captain Crunch the robot band frontman.
In Episode 5: Spaced Out during the Band of Bots side-quest you'll have to find a new band member. Talk with Captain Crunch in front of the Toys ARRRRRR Us store to choose him and then complete the quest.
Never Had One Lesson!
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Never Had One Lesson!
Make Bearris the robot band frontman.
In Episode 5: Spaced Out during the Band of Bots side-quest you'll have to find a new band member. Talk with Bearrison Roard in the Jefferson Airport to choose him and then complete the quest.
Reunited
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Reunited
Get Todd and Mary back together.
Complete the Get Mary'd side-quest in Episode 5: Spaced Out
Break On Through
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Break On Through
Defeat the Lizard King.
Complete the Overrun side-quest in Episode 5: Spaced Out.
Extra! Extra!
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Extra! Extra!
Collect the newspapers for Derek.
Complete the Underground side-quest in Episode 5: Spaced Out.
Ben's Only Hope
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Ben's Only Hope
Save Ben from the trash compactor.
In Episode 5: Spaced Out during the Compacted side-quest choose to save Ben.
Garbage Compactor 3263827
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Garbage Compactor 3263827
Compact Ben in the trash compactor.
In Episode 5: Spaced Out during the Compacted side-quest choose to compact Ben.
Blast It, Will You?!
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Blast It, Will You?!
Defeat the Trash Monster.
In Episode 5: Spaced Out after completing the Compacted side-quest re-enter the compactor area and go down the ladder to find the Trash Monster mini-boss.
I Hate Mondays
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I Hate Mondays
Defeat Adrian the cyberdaemon, lord of pizza.
In Episode 5: Spaced Out inside the Jefferson Airport you'll find a "PIZZA" writing on a wall on the left. Equip 5 Pizza battle items and press the action button in front of the writing to access a new area with a mini-boss. You can unequip the Pizza items once you're inside the new area.
It's a Trap!
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It's a Trap!
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.
During a battle use the Bounceman Cart item (the red cartridge available in Episode 5: Spaced Out) to set a landmine on the floor and then use the Safety Scissors item to pull an enemy over it.
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4 Comments
Dr.Volga 29 May, 2017 @ 11:19pm 
great guide, you might want to update the episode achievement part though since we could actually get Working Overtime Fighting Crime now:emofdr:
CuteConfusedandCrazy 18 May, 2017 @ 4:51pm 
Um, I think this guide is slightly wrong. Bounceman Cart Item on the It's a Trap? That's not right, it's the Metroid catridge. Caused me great confusion. >.<
Doc 7 2 Feb, 2017 @ 8:15pm 
Excellent guide...thanks so much!
shade00 19 Jan, 2017 @ 11:57pm 
little hint on the burning achivement, the arena boss bot will burn his buddies repeatly if you allow him too unlocking the achivement easily.