Simple, just smack your lover's ass in Hurt Me Plenty enough until he needs a massage, and continue massaging until the bar at the bottom is full.

Complete Succulent by putting the ice treat in your mouth and dragging it around until it melts. You'll know when it does.

Complete Stick Shift by clicking the keys, moving your mouse up and down repeatedly until the right needle on your dash is in the white, then hold down left click, and move your mouse fairly quickly to the next gear. Once you make it to 6th gear, the game is over. Be careful NOT to skip a gear, take too long to switch gears with your hand on the stick, or take too long to switch gears in general.

In the main menu, next to the man's torso, is a condom. Click on it, and complete the game. You can fall off the tightrope, as long as you finish the game. I'm not going to explain the game, as it is explained quite well in the game itself.

Take too long to shift gears in Stick Shift, and wait for the sirens. You need to get at least around 3rd or 4th gear before the sirens start, and then just do nothing and let the cop pull you over.