Most of achievements have descrition of what to do, but still =))

All chievements, exept Multiplayer section, can be done in Singleplayer with one "Stupid AI" (sometimes with 3 bots if needed more players). For some of achievements you'll need "Normal AI"

Big thanks to developer Qfasa for some explanations

• The main difference between stupid and smart bots is that at the beginning of a turn, if a smart bot has no plan, it checks its hand and decide 'I will go in that location and play that card'. Then it utilizes this plan which allows smart bots to reach any location on the field.
  
  Stupid bot checks its hand every turn for a card that it can play right now. If there is no such card, it moves without any further plans but it won't go on bribes if they are avoidable.
  
  Easy to notice, that for a stupid bot it would be hard to get into a situation where it can immediately play an Astral card – this is why they almost never go there. Not because they don't know how, but because their simple logic rarely provides them such opportunity.
  
  If a stupid bot stays at a spot from where it can reach Astral in one turn + it has a card to actually reach it in one turn + it has a card to play there, the bot will go there. But usually this doesn't happen because Astral is a location that demands more planning and preparing than a stupid bot does.
  
  
• AI in challenges is different from the usual "stupid" and "smart" bots. This is why the logic "bots are trained to play against real players" isn't applicable outside of those challenges. The AI is different when bots play a custom session (or replace a disconnected player) and when they play challenges. In normal sessions, bots don't make difference between real players and other bots when they choose a target.

Win a session for 20 score in 30 rounds or less.

Just be quick and play cards with best price/points ratio. Some practice and you'll get it.


Win the Elections.

Play cards with Votes. Or you can grab them from opponent with some cards or in The Court. If you have more Votes than your opponents - you'll win elections.


Play 3 cards in one turn (cards used for movement do not count).

Just collect 3 "A Day at the Office" cards and play them in one turn.
Yes you can, because each "Day" allows you to play another office card.

P.S. Also you recieve "Monday starts on Saturday" secret achievement


Play 4 cards in one turn (cards used for movement do not count).

Just collect 3 "A Day at the Office" and 1 other office cards and play them in one turn.
Yes you can, because each "Day" allows you to play another office card.

P.S. Also you recieve a "Good Plan!" regular and "Monday starts on Saturday" secret achievements


Play 5 cards in one turn (cards used for movement do not count).

First of all you need "The Accelerator" card, which allows you to play another card in 1 turn. Then collect 3 "A Day at the Office" and 2 other office cards and play them in one turn.
Yes you can, because each "Day" allows you to play another office card (so you play 4 cards normally + 1 from accelerator).

P.S. Also you recieve a "Good Plan!", "Combo Mastermind" regular and "Monday starts on Saturday" secret achievements


Play 6 cards in one turn (cards used for movement do not count).

First of all you need "The Accelerator" permanent, which allows you to play another card in 1 turn. Then collect 3 "A Day at the Office", "Spin" and 1 other office cards. The trick is - you play 5 cards at office then run to Plant and play 6th card there.
Yes you can, because each "Day" allows you to play another office card (so you play 4 cards normally + 1 from accelerator).
And yes it's about random, but still =))
If you have problems with travelling to plant - try to prepare "Simersault" card as well. Bonus move is better than nothing and with Sault you can run even to Dump =))

OR, you can choose Manager character and turn on special abilities. His ability allows you to play one more office card at office. So, first you need "The Accelerator" permanent, which allows you to play another card in 1 turn. Then you need 3 "A Day at the Office" and 3 other office cards. Mechanics: "Days" allow you play 4 office cards, "Accelerator" allows you play 5th card, Manager ability allows you play 6th card. That's it!

P.S. Also you recieve a "Good Plan!", "Combo Mastermind", "Combo Guru" regular and "Monday starts on Saturday" secret achievements


Send an opponent to the Jail by discovering a criminal card on their hand.

Play a card that reveal opponents hand. If you're lucky to find criminal card - you'll get achievement. Just don't give up ;)


In the course of one session, have your opponent(s) arrested through Player Conflict at least 10 times.

Just follow 1 opponent and wait when he's low on money. Then just conflict with him 10 times.


Send an opponent to jail through Player Conflict by paying no more than $1.

Again, wait until opponent have 0 money, conflict with him and place a bid of $1.


Playing with at least 3 opponents, become the only player not currently in the Jail.

Here you need help of revealing hand cards, send to jail cards and some misfortunes. Just keep on trying.


In the course of one session, send to your opponents 6 Misfortunes (by playing action cards).

You need "Karma!", "Framed!", "The Misfotugun", "A Shaman Staff" and "From Inferno with Love"


Have $3.000 (or more).

Income spot and The Bank are your best friends here. Easy to gain in training mode with 1 silly bot.


Play one of the Chaos Cards.

Chaos cards are here
If you play "The Destroyer" - you also get an "Ul-Dagan's Minion" achievement.


Activate "The Destroyer".

It's here


Win a Chaos Quest session.

Just start session with Chaos Cards winning condition aaand.... win it!! =))


Accumulate 33 votes or more.

Just play votes, votes and votes. Or, maybe, votes and votes. Who cares, you need votes =))


Have 6 permanent cards active at the same time.

All you need is to play cards with this symbol

Note: Also you unlock "Junk" smile


Play 10 sessions.

Just play through end, nothing else to say.


Play 100 sessions.

Just play, play, play through end, nothing else to say.


In the course of one session, earn $1.000 or more from taking bribes.

Become governor and then just click on bribes at top left corner. Bribes apper when other players lose money oon Bribe spots.


​In the course of one session, play 9 cards in the Inferno.

Just play them =))
Note: each time you'll renew your hand. Also you'll recieve Inferno smile


Swap places with a player who is 1-2 spots away from reaching the Astral Plane.​

"Normal AI" Required!!
Prepare "A Prank" card and wait until bot goes to Astral Plane and stops 1-2 spots in front of it.

​Play 6 cards in the Astral Plane during one session.

Just go over there and play them. "The Astral Elevator" would be a great help (you enter Astral right from Bank) or you can become Governor and not pay Bribes =))
Note: Fairy smile waits you =))


Raise your income to $100 or higher.

Each circle enter bank and raise your Income.


Win a session with 66 malice or more.

Do everything to increase your malice. It's easy just trust me =))


Rest in the Astral Plane.

Now keep calm and rest a bit =))


In the course of one session, visit every location in the game.

Just visit all 11 location at least once.


Win a session while having zero malice.

Just end up with 0. It doesn't matter how much malice you had during session.


Achieve jail rank "The Don".

Just sit a bit in Jail, and again, and again =)) Don't use cards, that reduce Jail rank, it would be harder to raise it again.


Win the Auction by paying no more than $70.

Wait when every opponent will be very poor and play "An Auction" card. That's it


While playing a session for score, win with 6 score more than is necessary for the victory.

Raise your score almost to victory. Then play big points card (i.e. Chaos card or "Perpetuum Mobile" or something else). Just count what you need.


Earn 100 score points or more in one session.

Just start Chaos Card session. Score 100+ points and end it with glorious win.
Note: Also you'll get "Master of Chaos" achievement.


Have a total game time of no less than 256 hours on any of the servers.

You can check it in your stat screen on Player Profile tab. There's total game time.
Note: 256 on 1 server. Play like you never played before =))


Destroy 6 or more active permanent cards of other players in a single session.

Prepare "The Runner Bomb". Wait until opponent have permanent card. Go to Plant and make Kabooom! =))


Play at least 10 criminal cards in one session.

Just play cards with redbackground at the bottom. Don't get jailed =))


Send a Misfortune to another player by paying insurance on the Risk spot.

Just run through risk spots and buy Insurance every time. Yes it's expensive, but you want to do bad things =))


Win a team session.

Can be obtained with bots. Start singleplayer game, choose teams and just show them who's the Boss =))

Win a session playing as The Pauper.


Build "The Recycler" while playing as the Pauper.

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Win a session playing as The Merchant.


Build "The Accelerator" while playing as the Merchant.

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Win a session playing as The Thief.


Rob the Bank while playing as the Thief.

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Win a session playing as The Damned.


Build "The Armageddon Clock" while playing as the Damned.

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Win a session playing as The Gambler.


Have both "Lucky Dice" and "One-armed Bandit" cards active while playing as the Gambler.

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Win a session playing as The Prosecutor.


Build "An Automated Bureaucrat" while playing as the Prosecutor.

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Win a session playing as The Collector.


Build "The Treasureseeker" while playing as the Collector.

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Win a session playing as The Banker.


Build "The Automated Accountant" while playing as the Banker.

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Win a session playing as The Manager.


Build "The Automated Helper" while playing as the Manager.

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Win a session playing as The Engineer.


Build "Perpetuum Mobile" while playing as the Engineer.

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Win a session playing as The Politician.


Build "The Astral Elevator" while playing as the Politician.

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Win a session playing as The Secret Agent.


Build "A Secret Project" while playing as the Secret Agent.

Here you need a Super-Duper-Mega-Ultra-Lucky-Potion and tons of patience. More attempts - more success chance =))


Light up 3 lamps in the challenge "​A Training Session".


Light up 3 lamps in the challenge "An Engine of Progress".


Light up 3 lamps in the challenge "Just Business".


Light up 3 lamps in the challenge "Respecting Unexpected Inspections".


Light up 3 lamps in the challenge "A Box of Secrets".


Light up 3 lamps in the challenge "For the Good of the People".


Light up 3 lamps in the challenge "A Secret Assignment".


Light up 3 lamps in the challenge "Gremlined!".


Light up 3 lamps in the challenge "The Mad Clockmaker".


Light up 3 lamps in the challenge "Gold Rush".

Participate in a tournament.

After your first tournament sessions end you'll get this achievement.


Win 1 multiplayer session.


Win 3 multiplayer sessions in a row.


Win 6 multiplayer sessions in a row.


Win in a multiplayer session against 5 human players.


Join a session by accepting an invitation from a friend.

Ask a friend to create a multiplayer session and send you invite. Thats all.


Get recommended by at least 50 other players.

After each multiplayer match you recommend players. Just do so and they recommend you back ;)


Qualify for the League of Politicians.

Score between 100.01-105.00 to enter this league.


Qualify for the League of Deputies.

Score between 105.01-110.00 to enter this league.


Qualify for the League of Governors.

Score between 110.01-120.00 to enter this league.


Qualify for the League of Oligarchs.

Score between 120.01-140.00 to enter this league.


As a spectator, watch 10 sessions until the end.

You can watch them from any point.


As a spectator, watch 30 sessions until the end.

You can watch them from any point.


Participate (as a player) in a session attended by 3 or more spectators.



Participate (as a player) in a session attended by 9 or more spectators.

There're clues on each achievement picture. So, it's quiet easy to understand what to do.


The devil didn't get much, but who cares?

Sacrifice Lucky Potion permanent effect with "A Sacrifice" card in Inferno.

It's not so easy as it sounds. You can't just enter Inferno, because permanent efect of Lucky Potion protects you from Misfortunes, and in front of Hell there's such a tile. So you need to skip this tile and you can make it with one of the following ways:

• Fast and Fair - most obvious way, don't loose permanent whlie traveling to Marketplace;
  
• Investigation - if you are lucky to discover Inferno card in other players hand;
  
• Somersault + Cheating - jump on Gamble tlie after Inferno and go back with Cheating;
  
• Karma! and Framed! misfortunes - can help you on your way to Inferno;
  
• Lucky Potion + Lucky Potion - with 2 effects of Lucky potion you can go straight over misfortune tile in front of Inferno. You'll have 1 spare effect for sacrifice;

It's not the full list of "Inferno" ways. You can write other ways in comments and I'll add them.



Oftentimes, one must keep a lot of things in secret in order for one's honesty to become fully appreciated.

Get rid of 5 crimial\secret cards with "An Honest Crook"

First of all obtain "An Honest Crook" and 4 criminal\secret cards. When you have them - start your long journey through police tiles. The key is to recieve last criminal\secret card when you enter police tile. Then use "An Honest Crook" and you'll get achievement.

Note: collecting secret cards is better, because you won't get jailed when other players reveal your hand



I'm not a tyrant, I'm just being fair.

Play "The Usurper" card right after Elections

First of all - obtain "The Usurper" card. Then keep an eye on "Rounds to elections" counter. When elections start, you must be 1 step from Inferno. On your turn go to Inferno and play "The Usurper" card. That's all folks =))

Note: as of clue on achievement picture - it must be 20s round to elections when you play "The Usurper" card



"A passion for work is a rather rare mental disorder" (from The Gremlin Dictionary).

Play 3 "A Day at the Office" cards in one turn

Just get 3 "A Day at the Office" cards, go to office and play them at once, because each "A Day at the Office" card allows you to play another office card.



Run, gremlin, run!

Take 3 turns in a row

There are several ways to get this achievment:

• 2 Somersault - First play 2 Sault'os, then make regular move;
  
• Somersault + Spin - Enter office with Sualt, then play Spin, then make regular moves. Or you can enter office with regular move, then play Spin and then Sault;
  
• Toxic Waste + Somersault - enter The Dump, use Toxic Waste, then Somersault

Beauty, as you know, requires sacrifice... Preferably a sacrifice made by your competitors.

Recieve money from 3 or more opponents with "The Ring of Charm"

Wait until you have less evil points. Go to Treasury and play "The Ring of Charm".



It's quite possible that treasureseeking may become a new kind of gremlin sport.

You must play "The Treasureseeker" card and get to The Treasure in one turn

Playing "The Treasureseeker" is easy. Harder to move to The Treasure in same turn. Here we go:

• If you have "The Accelerator" - play "A First Class Teleporter" right after "The Treasureseeker"
  
• If you don't have "The Accelerator" - you need "Somersault", "The Treasureseeker", any card >4, "The Stash". Enter The Plant with "Somersault" and play "The Treasureseeker", run with >4 card to The Dump and play The Stash;

This gamble wasn't easy, but luckily it paid off!

Play "Easy Gamble" and "A Second Chance" in one turn

First of all we need to play "The Accelerator". Then obtain "Easy Gamble" and "A Second Chance". What's left is to travel to Casino and play both cards



Money, money, money!

Get only 2x income from Income spots.

It not so easy as it seems. Just start "15 points" game. Think 2-3 moves ahead. Plan how to end turn on income or jump over it. If you just pass through - you won't get achievement.

P.S. Remember, Gremlin - only 2x Income!! =))



The first rule of the secret achievement is: do not talk about the secret achievement.

First of all you need to play "The Secret Society" card in The Bank. Then play 7 secret cards (with gray background) and you'll get it

Add 10 items to your collection.

As you recieve chest add items to your collection. Don't know about Steam-market items.


Create an item using a blueprint.

Find blueprint in chest or buy it. Then just create item - that's it.


Convert an in-game item into charges.

When you recieve item from chest press "Convert to charges" button


Play in a session with a mod of the game (available via Steam Workshop).

Enter Workshop, find desired mod and just play it.

There 3 ways to unlock smiles:

• Achievements
  
• DLC
  
• Seasons

• Nine Circles of Hell unlocks "Inferno" smile
  
• Frequent Flyer unlocks "Fairy" smile
  
• It's all mine! unlocks "Junk" smile

Each DLC unlocks group of smiles. So, it depends on you. To be or not to be! =)))

Implemented in September 2016 season and inventory systems. In each session you can win a chest. Inside chest may be various items, i.e. emotion, icons, backrounds, etc.

P.S. If I've missed something - write in comments. Rate this guide, add it to Favorites (I want shinies too =)) )
GL HF