If you've ever dreamed of being elbow-deep in virtual silage at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday, Farming Simulator 22 is your destiny. This isn’t just a game—it’s a lifestyle. A lifestyle of crop rotation, GPS-guided tractors, and arguing with your spouse about whether it's worth leasing the Claas Xerion 5000 just to mow a slightly larger field of digital grass. (Spoiler: it absolutely is.)
Pros:
- Hyper-realistic tractor physics. I never knew turning left at 4 mph could feel this thrilling.
- You can grow grapes now, meaning you’re technically a winemaker. Put that on your CV.
- Stunning visuals. Never before have pixels looked so agriculturally satisfying.
- Forget Elden Ring—I reached enlightenment while backing a slurry tanker into a tight corner
Cons:
- Chickens have a better pension plan than I do.
- I started using my blinker while walking in real life.
- My dog barked at my controller when I yelled “THE HARVEST IS RUINED!”
- The cows staged a silent rebellion by refusing to walk in a straight line. I had to negotiate with hay
- After 16 hours of virtual potato farming, I emerged blinking into the sunlight and tried to sell my neighbour a sack of pixels.
- After perfecting my forestry skills in-game, I tried to prune a houseplant. It’s now just a stick.
Final Verdict:
This game fertilized my soul and harvested my free time. 10/10 would get into debt for a combine harvester again.

niggea

Played 59 minutes and refunded. Worst driving mechanics I have ever seen. For a game where you drive 100% of the time, are you kidding me?