For you! young samurai, may have the gall, and the turbo-katana, to beat anything the machine gods throw your way, you just have to know how to use it!
But! If you're a bad player who blames everything but his own ineptitude for his failings and refuses to learn from his mistakes. I'm happy to break it to you-- you are a scrub!

I'll always try my hardest to 1cc before I review your game. Unless... I just... can't...
No review? I didn't care to. Move me.
I'll play anything once. I'll do anything once. What's your excuse?

A joke? A Zen master gave a course in Zen meditation. This guy who took the course called him a couple of months later, and he was angry. The teacher asked, what’s the problem. The guy told him that he’d been meditating for a couple of months now and nothing had happened. The teacher's response was, congratulations, it usually takes years before nothing happens.

The number of people I run into that think you need to be drunk or high to say anything in public sickens me. And even if I was, if you are, it doesn't change the validity of what is being said. If that's what it takes to show emotion, to make connections, so be it. Hit your pipe, drink your 40, I will not judge you for it.

More below, or have a nice day and be on your way. :)

Now, mediocrity is not a bad thing, ordinariness is not a bad thing.
Until you have greatness inside of you.
When you have greatness inside of you and you’re surrounded by mediocrity you can be tormented by what others are satisfied with...
If you wanna fit God can’t use you. But if you’re willing to stand out and celebrate your uniquness, God can use....

See this is gon’ liberate some of you that never did fit in with anybody.
You changed your hair they didn’t like you,
you change your clothes they don’t like you,
you move neighborhoods and they don’t like you,
you never could figure out why they didn’t like you.
They’re not supposed to like you!
You’re not called to fit in!
You’re called to stand out!

If your ideas can only thrive in a protected environment they're worthless.

They say “You’re a good player” if you believe that, join me. We have much to learn from one another.