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The Great Googly Invasion

Have you ever wondered why the adorable characters in A Hat in Time seem to be perpetually squinting into the abyss? Well, wonder no more! It's time to unveil the greatest optical upgrade in gaming history: Googly Vision! Picture this: the game developers, in their infinite wisdom (or perhaps just a caffeine-induced haze), decided that eyeballs were overrated. They just skipped the part where they'd add eyes to the characters. Ridiculous, right? What kind of cast of characters is this without ANY of them having EYES?!
But fear not, dear player! You are about to embark on a quest that will change the course of gaming history. You see, I, the intrepid Classytimes, stumbled upon this eyeless travesty and thought, "Enough is enough!" Armed with a hot glue gun, a bucket of googly eyes, and a heart full of determination, I set out to rectify this ocular injustice. So, grab your hat, adjust your googly eyes, and dive headfirst into "The Great Googly Invasion."


THE GOOGLOIDS ARE COMING! Imagine the googly-infested wasteland. The sky blinks. The trees wink. Even the rocks are eyeballing you. But there's one tiny corner of the planet that remains un-Googly-fied, the last safe sector. You and the Conductor are the last line of defense!
They come in waves: googly owls, googly cats, googly mafia jars (because why WOULDN'T he be there?). You will have an arsenal to help you defend the last survivors, including, but not limited to:
Googly-Buster Blaster: Blast those googly eyes back to the dimension they came from!
Giggle Grenades: Toss 'em, and the Googloids can't help but laugh themselves into oblivion!
Disco Shield: A shimmering googly disco ball that deflects incoming attacks!
Perhaps, even, an ultimate weapon?
BUT BEWARE! At the heart of the invasion stands the Googly Overlord, a colossal, unblinking monstrosity. If you survive his onslaught, then you can defeat him, once and for all!

Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggles, spontaneous dance-offs, and an inexplicable urge to glue googly eyes on your toaster. Play at your own risk!

Credits
-Scripting Help: Shararamosh, Dr. Treefrog, SuperInkLink, Donficient
-Testing: HatLagg, TsnuamiHolmes, LaserVenom, szxzl_fan, JDWMGB, Mirohalia, Habijob
-Special Thanks: Argle Bargle