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Moonbase Luna-C 05: Nature Abhors

Welcome, [subject_name_here], to the Aperture Science Volunteer Employee Gravity Liberation Testing Program. If you have just arrived at the Enrichment Center's Lunar Annex C from our offices on Earth, you may be experiencing disorientation, nausea, or resentment towards your coworkers who are not here with you to share the experience. Do not be alarmed: disorientation and nausea are typical if you are not used to moving in Lunar gravity. New arrivals are encouraged to complete the mandatory training exercises and proceed through the testing track in the proper order:

Moonbase Luna-C
http://cs2bus.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=78097284

By reading this notice, you agree to absolve Aperture Laboratories, Lunar Annex C and the Enrichment Center of any liability for undesirable outcomes arising from your failure to properly acclimate yourself to Lunar gravity.

Returning test subjects will have noticed that most test chambers contain one or more improbably large windows. These windows have been installed to alleviate feelings of isolation, boredom and homesickness commonly experienced by Aperture Science employees engaged in monitoring your progress through these chambers. You will be comforted to know that they have been designed to exacting tolerances by one of Aperture's many Nobel Prize winners to withstand the pressure differential--no more, no less.

For your safety and out of consideration for those monitoring you, do not strike, damage, deface, abuse, lick, or insult outer windows--no matter how poor your view of the Lunar surface. All windows should be assumed to be sentient Aperture Science Personality Constructs unless they specifically indicate that they are not, and should be periodically praised for the scenic quality of their vistas.


Thank you for your cooperation, and have a pleasant stay on Moonbase Luna-C.

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Revision 2:
- Changed laser catcher in the second room to a pedestal button and added signage to make the use of the laser clearer.
- A number of other changes to the second room to reduce the "red herring" aspects.
Revision 3:
- Fixed cubemaps.
Revision 4:
- Fixed exploit with portalable glass.

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Opening music track: excerpt from Red Shift, by The Changelings. Used with permission.
Website: http://www.changelings.com
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-changelings/id84106429

These guys are fantastic and their music has been a big part of the inspiration playlist I use when mapping. Check them out and support bands you enjoy!