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44 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
School of Horror is an asset-flip of the Unity template School Scene [assetstore.unity.com]. The game feels like an asset-flip too as it comes with a day, night, and horror version of the map and the dev felt compelled to use them all.. hence the 3 levels which do not fit together as each plays like a separate mini game with no story connecting them other than what is described on the store page. The first level the player is tasked to find a hiding spot, which is not far from the starting location (day scene). It then changes into following a single guided path out of the school while dodging zombies (night scene.) The last map (horror) turns into a FPS with endless waves of the same 3-4 terrible looking zombies coming at the player. There is very little to do as the first 2 maps take about 5 minutes and the final map is also 5 minutes – as the wave of zombies doesn’t get any more difficult after around wave 5. It’s just an ammo management game at this point with the bullet sponge zombies and 3 ammo boxes that respawn in the same location after a few minutes. So it’s just cycling through the 2-3 guns and picking up an ammo box when needed. In the end it doesn’t feel like a game at all, but more of a weekend project someone would share freely with family or close friends.
Posted 3 September, 2018.
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76 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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1.3 hrs on record
Posted 3 September, 2018.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Boons Farm is a hastily thrown together UE4 asset-flip with a lot of starter content and other community content thrown together. It consists of just 3 small maps of endless waves of the same 3 skinned zombies. The only story is what is described on the store page. There just isn’t much to do either. The player starts with a shotgun and receives 2 other guns at wave 6. The only pickup is an ammo crate that respawns. The AI is terrible and is easy to just find area on the map where they cannot get to you and watch the wave counter increase. I made it to wave 35 before my patience ran out - nothing new happened. Also, don’t expect this to be an easy 100% achievements game either as none of them were actually implemented in the game.
Posted 2 September, 2018.
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30 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
Round Ways is a mobile port of a free game[play.google.com] that has nothing new to offer in the paid version. The features listed on the Play Store and Steam are exactly the same word for word. It’s a bad port too with relics of the mobile version still intact with a clunky mouse only interface for finger sliding/tapping. It is more of a quick reaction time game than it is puzzle that just doesn’t work well on the PC. The core design has the player switching cars between tracks by tapping the switches, which is much easier to do on a touch screen phone where the player can have their fingers lined up with multiple switches at once vs on the PC where the player can only click one switch at a time and requires dragging the mouse to the next switch. Each level is fairly simplistic, but the time limit and switch limits for getting 3 star ratings become too cumbersome on the PC version. As early as level 13 it’s like the dev just gave up on the level design and flat out admits the level does not have a solution and instructs the player to use an auto-abduction power-up that passes the level. After this point the entire game can just be auto-completed and it’s hard to tell which levels actually have a solution anymore. Just play the free version on a touch screen phone.
Posted 1 September, 2018. Last edited 1 September, 2018.
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12 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
PSA: Laggerjack is a free game that was stolen and uploaded without permission to Steam. This is not the developer of the game who is impersonating "Comane" to profit off their work. Please do not buy this and report it to Valve. Source (post was deleted, see saved copy): https://web.archive.org/web/20180823160412/https://cs2bus.com/app/918280/discussions/0/1735462352488196460/
Game download page (also mentions the theft) https://gamejolt.com/games/laggerjack/350162
Posted 23 August, 2018. Last edited 23 August, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
SCREW-NUT is a very short game that is a bit too much on the easy side. Although it has some nice visuals it is lacking in depth in its level design as most of the levels are too obvious and repetitive (click a box or spring and it’s over.) The few levels that took an additional attempt or so was due to the wonky Unity physics, which seems more like a bug than an intended feature of the game. Overall, it just feels more like a prototype or tech demo than an actual game.
Posted 22 August, 2018.
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8 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
RollingBall: Unlimited World is a fake, no effort game that the dev attempted to compensate for with over 1000 timed achievements to convince a small group of players to keep the game open long enough so it can’t be refunded. The game is unplayable with obstacles that aren’t drawn correctly combined with floaty controls that cause the level to end just as quickly as it starts. Even the achievements were slapped together with little effort as they all look the same, which makes them useless to even display in a profile.
Posted 21 August, 2018.
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16 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Fake dev with a Copy/Paste asset-flip.
Unity Asset template: https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/templates/packs/mini-golf-76193
Posted 21 August, 2018.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
OutSplit is an extremely basic game – so much that the game’s window title is "NewGameProject" when launched. The store page description is very deceitful as none of the features it boasts about are actually in the game. What it consists of are 32 levels, a single 10 second looping soundtrack on the menu screen, and different colored cubes (1 which can explode). The trailer is purposely short to hide what little gameplay there is. All there is to do is grab a cube and move it to a free spot on the other side of the screen. Fill all free spots to win the level. What hides the simplicity is a barrier through the middle of the screen, but can be avoided by just moving the cube to the edge of the screen and it will automatically wrap over to the other side. Once it is on the other side it is just a matter of not letting go of the cube and guiding it to a free slot.
Most of the levels are very easy and repetitive. Each can be completed in a matter of seconds – and the entire game in less than 10 minutes. In fact, I recorded a walkthrough to show how simple it is (link below). Many of the positive reviews also appear to be manipulated as they just vaguely mention what is described on the store page (such as a soundtrack), yet those things are not in the game and they would know if they actually played it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8cX7hxs7co
Posted 20 August, 2018. Last edited 20 August, 2018.
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6 people found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record
Although Bob the Cube has some stages showing originality, the awkward controls and lack of a camera mouse view make the experience more frustrating than entertaining.
Posted 19 August, 2018.
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